I went to the cemetery yesterday…

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there, I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin. Three hours later and they’re still walking about with it. I thought to myself…they’ve lost the plot !  

On this day…in 1997

On this day in 1997, an estimated 2.5 billion people around the globe tune in to television broadcasts of the funeral of Diana, Princess of Wales, who died at the age of 36 in a car crash in Paris the week before. During her 15-year marriage to Prince Charles, the son of Queen Elizabeth II … [Read the full story]

Dead prostitute wakes up screaming in coffin

A prostitute was being carried in a coffin after having “died” during sex, suddenly woke up and started screaming. The drama unfolded at the Manor Hotel in Bulawayo when the woman, identified as Mandlo  who plied her trade at the establishment, collapsed and apparently died while with a customer. It was reported that as her body was being … [Read the full story]

Balotelli may kill racial abusers at Euro’s

Italy and Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli has threatened to kill anyone who racially abuses him during next month’s Euro 2012 in Poland and Ukraine. Balotelli said he had bananas thrown at him in a Rome bar before the European Under-21 Championships in June 2009 and if it happened again, “I will go to jail, … [Read the full story]

To our beerly departed

A coffin company has been asked to make a casket for a former brewery owner in Bulwell, England…in the shape of a beer bottle. They’ve also splashed out $32,000 on a mural in tribute to the skilled workers who have been the foundation of the business.  Vic Fearn and Co, of Crabtree Mill, Hempshill Lane, has … [Read the full story]