Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear
Ahhh…the last team briefing of the year. I may include it specifically in my Advent calendar for 2013. I must stop getting eye contact with staff facing the manager, winking at them, pursing my lips whilst giving them a sexually smouldering stare and nodding my head towards the stationery cupboard with raised eyebrows and salacious … [Read the full story]
The stupidest criminal of all time
A man has been charged with burglary his court-ordered GPS ankle monitor led police straight to him. It’s been reported that Wilbert Matheney, 48, a registered sex offender, allegedly broke into a home wearing a global tracking device strapped to his ankle, “Lo and behold, the GPS tracker put Matheney in the victim’s home on … [Read the full story]
Beyonce could be sued for over $100 million
A US judge has given a video game company permission to sue Beyonce for $100 million, according to reports. The New York post reports that Manhattan judge Charles Ramos has given software developer Gate Five the go-ahead to proceed with their lawsuit against the ’4′ superstar, after she allegedly pulled out of a deal to … [Read the full story]
Davo’s quote of the day
“My computer beat me at chess last night…but it was no match for me at kick boxing”
Teachers caught in sex romp on school computer
A married teacher and his classroom assistant have been suspended over an alleged sex romp film. The pair are facing the sack after a colleague discovered the flick on a school computer. It shows a man sitting on a chair in what looks like an office, grinning and looking at the camera while a woman … [Read the full story]
