Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

Ahhh…the last team briefing of the year. I may include it specifically in my Advent calendar for 2013. I must stop getting eye contact with staff facing the manager, winking at them, pursing my lips whilst giving them a sexually smouldering stare and nodding my head towards the stationery cupboard with raised eyebrows and salacious … [Read the full story]

The stupidest criminal of all time

A man has been charged with burglary his court-ordered GPS ankle monitor led police straight to him. It’s been reported that Wilbert Matheney, 48, a registered sex offender, allegedly broke into a home wearing a global tracking device strapped to his ankle, “Lo and behold, the GPS tracker put Matheney in the victim’s home on … [Read the full story]

Beyonce could be sued for over $100 million

A US judge has given a video game company permission to sue Beyonce for $100 million, according to reports. The New York post reports that Manhattan judge Charles Ramos has given software developer Gate Five the go-ahead to proceed with their lawsuit against the ‘4’ superstar, after she allegedly pulled out of a deal to … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

“My computer beat me at chess last night…but it was no match for me at kick boxing”

Teachers caught in sex romp on school computer

A married teacher and his classroom assistant have been suspended over an alleged sex romp film. The pair are facing the sack after a colleague discovered the flick on a school computer. It shows a man sitting on a chair in what looks like an office, grinning and looking at the camera while a woman … [Read the full story]

Internet dating…the sexual renaissance of the 21st century?

Internet dating…the very thought of it in most peoples minds conjures an image of overweight computer nerds, seedy overage men and old cougars looking for toy boys. And quite often this used to be the case. However, the reality of modern day internet dating is very different. A whole range of people from across the … [Read the full story]