Dear Woosy – Am I gay?

Dear Woosy, I am a 16 year-old lad and I think I am becoming confused about my sexuality, although I can’t say for sure. For some years now I have been binge-wanking over the ladies girdle section of my mum’s shopping catalogue. However, while playing the pink oboe with some gusto last week I turned … [Read the full story]

How the fuck do you confuse Cheryl Cole with Sheryl Crow?

Cheryl Cole hopes to crack the USA, but her hopes might’ve come to a stand still. The trouble is because Americans are getting her confused with Sheryl Crow. But the good news is that the confusion will soon be over. As soon as Cheryl Cole opens her gob to sing…I think everyone will know the difference. … [Read the full story]