Messed up again, Ben

Ben Cousins was arrested in Canning Vale, Perth on Monday – and the question has to be asked… ‘is he ever going to kick his drug habit?’ Cousins has been charged with possession of methamphetamine and other charges of breaching a restraining order. He appeared at Armadale Magistrates Court today, and was granted bail, but told to stay … [Read the full story]

Harpo had the biggest bra I’d ever seen!

Yeeeehaaaaaaa! How are ya? It’s me, Buford Balony. My ex-girlfriend, Harpo is comin’ to Australia very soon. Now the name Harpo might not sound like a feminine name, but let me tell ya, she was very, very feminine. She sure is a wonderful person. Hell, she used to work in the grocer shop in Nashville … [Read the full story]

Ready, sshhteady…(hicup)…drink,…and go!

This is the route the competitors will have to complete to re-enact Ben Cousins’ bolt from a booze bus. This is a challenge among challenges, and is a must for any Ben Cousins fan Folk who compete in the Ben Cousins Biathlon will see retrace steps of the ex-footy star. The race will start from … [Read the full story]