September 17, 2010 · 2 Comments
Yeeeehaaaaaaa! How are ya? It’s me, Buford Balony. My ex-girlfriend, Harpo is comin’ to Australia very soon. Now the name Harpo might not sound like a feminine name, but let me tell ya, she was very, very feminine. She sure is a wonderful person. Hell, she used to work in the grocer shop in Nashville … [Read the full story]
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September 7, 2010 · Leave a Comment
This is the route the competitors will have to complete to re-enact Ben Cousins’ bolt from a booze bus. This is a challenge among challenges, and is a must for any Ben Cousins fan Folk who compete in the Ben Cousins Biathlon will see retrace steps of the ex-footy star. The race will start from … [Read the full story]
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