Holloway joins Crystal Palace from Blackpool

Ian Holloway has taken over the reins at Crystal Palace after leaving Blackpool. The charasmatic manager, 49, has signed a four-and-a-half-year deal with the Eagles. Holloway, who was at yesterdays game against Blackburn but only in a spectator capacity, is joined by Keith Millen who has been named assistant manager. Holloway said, “This is a … [Read the full story]

Poisonous caterpillars strike in South London

More than 30 people needed medical care for rashes after an infestation of poisonous caterpillars. Victims were hit by the Brown Tail Moth caterpillars which are covered in hairs that can cause severe allergic reactions and in some cases, temporary blindess. The infestations in Croydon, South London, has been blamed on the unseasonably warm weather. Those … [Read the full story]

Teachers caught in sex romp on school computer

A married teacher and his classroom assistant have been suspended over an alleged sex romp film. The pair are facing the sack after a colleague discovered the flick on a school computer. It shows a man sitting on a chair in what looks like an office, grinning and looking at the camera while a woman … [Read the full story]

Kate Moss is a ‘bag lady’

The ever wonderful looking Kate Moss poses in fishnets. The supermodel from Croydon, 36, has hooked up with designer brand Longchamp to design her third collection of handbags for them. And she looks good posing with her creation. A fashion insider said, “It shows Kate at her best…sultry and sexy…she’s delighted with the results”. “She … [Read the full story]

Kate Moss wins best dressed woman of the decade

Kate Moss, the Croydon girl, has been voted the best dressed woman of the decade by fashion magazine, Vogue. Moss was given the top honour in the list of the “World’s Most Sartorially Stylish Celebrities”. Lady Gaga won “The Visionary” title while Sarah Jessica Parker was named “Haute Bohemian”. These people at Vogue, and every … [Read the full story]

Axl Rose is nothing more than a ‘cockhead’

So, Guns n’Roses are coming to Perth on Saturday 11th December. The great Axl Rose will be rocking at Perth Motorplex at Kwinana Beach. Except that he’s not so great…really. I mean the only good thing about GNR was Slash. Admittedly, with all of the hype, he’s over-rated. This isn’t Slash’s fault, it’s just the … [Read the full story]