There’s a Cunting Cunt in the English Dictionary

Four different forms of the word ‘cunt’ have been added to the Oxford English Dictionary, and they’re all spectacular. There were nine hundred new entries and subentries, all of which which are helpfully listed on the linguistic giant’s public website. They’re not all new and they’re definitely not all common, but the OED’s job isn’t to … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Britney Spears is a cunt…but I’d like to be her boyfriend’

Would you like to live here?

Well, would you live here? I know plenty of people that would just be perfect living in ‘Arsoli’ Here are some, well, strange sounding places. Please let us know if any of you have been to these places. Arsoli (Lazio, Italy) Bastard (Norway) Beaver (Oklahoma, USA) Beaver Head (Idaho, USA) Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK) Chinamans Knob … [Read the full story]

Bad Manners…are just plain, old Bad

Where to begin……….? I was working up the Top End in the Territory and a friend got a ticket for me to watch Bad Manners in Perth at the Rosemount, which is a great little venue. There was a support band playing (I can’t remember their name) who were a ska band, and they had … [Read the full story]

Ed Sheeran is quite shit

Violent relationships are becoming all too common these days. Ed Sheeran is in one…with his guitars. The singer admits he “kicks the shit” out of them, and claims they are all male. He said: “I love many of my guitars. My guitars are boy guitars and I’ve got 11 of them. “The reason they are … [Read the full story]

Another musical tosser jumps on Obama band-wagon

Bob Dylan has posted his first ever Facebook status update in the wake of Barack Obama’s US election victory. All I can say is, ‘well done Bob’. It seems the best media coverage for any pop/rock star, actor etc….is to support your local President. You know, when President Obama had his ceremony and was sworn … [Read the full story]

Cuntney Love is ‘Never The Bride’

She has rarely won plaudits for her style or been named on the world’s best dressed list but that hasn’t stopped Courtney Love from launching her own fashion line. The vintage-loving Hole singer said her collection is ‘repurposed Edwardian, Victorian with an edge’. She gave her Twitter followers a sneak peak of the range when … [Read the full story]

Kristen Stewart in 3-some for movie On The Road

Kristen Stewart is seen indulging in a kinky threesome with two co-stars in the latest images from new movie On The Road. The Twilight star has shed her good-girl image forever by stripping off for the saucy flick – and fans will certainly see her in a whole new light after catching a glimpse of … [Read the full story]

Gaga might get shit thrown at her for wearing fur

Lady Gaga could face being pelted with faeces and paint by animal rights activists PETA over her decision to continue to wear fur in public. Despite being praised in the past by the organisation for her ant-fur stance, the animal rights pressue group branded Gaga a “turncoat” last month after she was seen sporting a … [Read the full story]

The winner to the ‘Classic One-Liner’ quiz

Well, this little competition took a while to get going…but after a while, we were getting a lot of entries, so the competition was left open a little longer. First, we’ll give you the answers, and after, the winner and their result. 1. We’re gonna need a bigger boat. – JAWS 2. She places the … [Read the full story]

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