Davo’s quote of the day

“Where ever you may be, let your wind feel free…..although I don’t think it would be such a wise thing to do if you’re just about to get into bed with Elle Macpherson for the first time” Oh okay, okay…here’s a snap of the lovely Elle. As if any of us could even get to first … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

‘What’s Jesus and Santa Claus got in common? This isn’t a joke…I’d love to know… OK, they’ve both got  beards… perhaps Santa is Jesus’s dad… no, hang on…that doesn’t sound right…’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘At Xmas, I prefer to receive than give…hang on…that doesn’t sound quite right…’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Britney Spears is a cunt…but I’d like to be her boyfriend’

Davo’s quote of the day

“Never look through binoculars the wrong way round, because you’ll see fuck all”

Davo’s quote of the day

‘A leopard never changes its spots…they just fade’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘If you stick your head out of the window, you may get spat on’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘If you walk down the road…you’ll get run over’

Davo’s quote of the day

“Don’t brush your hair with a broom…coz you’ll look ridiculous”

Davo’s quote of the day

“Masturbation is like procrastination…it’s all good and fun until you realize you are only screwing yourself”

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