Davo’s quote of the day

‘Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Go to Heaven for the climate – go to Hell for the company’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Sometimes you see beautiful people with no brains’ ‘Sometimes you have ugly people who are intelligent…like scientists’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a schizophrenic, and so am I’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘If you stick your head out of the window, you may get spat on’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘If you walk down the road…you’ll get run over’

Davo’s quote of the day

“Don’t brush your hair with a broom…coz you’ll look ridiculous”

Davo’s quote of the day

“Wives are funny creatures…they don’t have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does”

Davo’s quote of the day

‘When I ejaculate, it makes my toes really tingle…doesn’t it do this to everyone?’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Virginity is like a bubble…one prick and it’s all gone’

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