Davo’s quote of the day

‘Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a schizophrenic, and so am I’

Davo’s quote of the day

“Religion is a like penis…I don’t mind if you talk about it, I don’t mind if you wave it about…but please don’t try and shove it down my childrens throats”

Davo’s quote of the day

“Where ever you may be, let your wind feel free…..although I don’t think it would be such a wise thing to do if you’re just about to get into bed with Elle Macpherson for the first time” Oh okay, okay…here’s a snap of the lovely Elle. As if any of us could even get to first … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

‘What’s Jesus and Santa Claus got in common? This isn’t a joke…I’d love to know… OK, they’ve both got  beards… perhaps Santa is Jesus’s dad… no, hang on…that doesn’t sound right…’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘At Xmas, I prefer to receive than give…hang on…that doesn’t sound quite right…’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Britney Spears is a cunt…but I’d like to be her boyfriend’

Davo’s quote of the day

“Never look through binoculars the wrong way round, because you’ll see fuck all”

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Go to Heaven for the climate – go to Hell for the company’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Sometimes you see beautiful people with no brains’ ‘Sometimes you have ugly people who are intelligent…like scientists’

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