Davo’s quote of the day

“Wives are funny creatures…they don’t have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does”

Davo’s quote of the day

‘When I ejaculate, it makes my toes really tingle…doesn’t it do this to everyone?’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Virginity is like a bubble…one prick and it’s all gone’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘…and what the fuck would you like me to do…pull a bastard rabbit out of me arse?’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘If you go to work, you’ll spend less time at home’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘If it’s got wheels or tits, sooner or later you’re going to have problems with it’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘I don’t say much…but I think even less’

Davo’s quote of the day

“Don’t wipe your nose on your sleeve…use somebody else’s”

Davo’s quote of the day

‘A person that drops a watch down the toilet, will have a shitty time’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘The man who does nothing, can do nothing wrong’

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