Davo’s quote of the day

If you take your missus fishing in a boat with your mates, you’re guaranteed she’ll always come back with a Red Snapper

Davo’s quote of the day

Three people can keep a secret, but only if two of them are dead.

Davo’s quote of the day

Swallow food properly…or it comes out of your nose.

Davo’s quote of the day

“Always answer the phone with…….Hello…….(pause) who is it?”

Davo’s quote of the day

“There’s no point in sitting around waiting for IT to find you. You’ll feel better about yourself and life…and you’ll feel less bitter about life, if you at least make a reasonable attempt to find IT”

Davo’s quote of the day

“Sometimes fighting is the only way a working class man can say that he disagrees”

Davo’s quote of the day

“I’m not afraid of dying I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”

Davo’s quote of the day

“Don’t spill battery acid down your clothes because you’ll ruin them”.

Davo’s quote of the day

“If you look at a cow, just remember…the greatest scientists that ever lived have never discovered how to make grass into milk”

Davo’s quote of the day

“No one person knows what they can do…unless they try”

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