If you take your missus fishing in a boat with your mates, you’re guaranteed she’ll always come back with a Red Snapper
Three people can keep a secret, but only if two of them are dead.
Swallow food properly…or it comes out of your nose.
“Always answer the phone with…….Hello…….(pause) who is it?”
“There’s no point in sitting around waiting for IT to find you. You’ll feel better about yourself and life…and you’ll feel less bitter about life, if you at least make a reasonable attempt to find IT”
“Sometimes fighting is the only way a working class man can say that he disagrees”
“Don’t spill battery acid down your clothes because you’ll ruin them”.
“If you look at a cow, just remember…the greatest scientists that ever lived have never discovered how to make grass into milk”
“No one person knows what they can do…unless they try”