Kids today are fat fucks and need to be punished
Children in care might not be ideal, but it is better than an institution, which would serve only to make a child feel punished. Already we know that the number of obese adults has tripled since 1980, we know that obesity causes 13,000 cancers a year, and we know of its effects in terms of heart … [Read the full story]
Does your diet make you a bitch?
Everyone makes the odd bitchy comment now and again…it’s totally normal. But if every morning you find yourself snapping at the bus-driver and telling your long suffering man he’s a loser, it may be time to rethink your diet. Your diet at the moment could be making you mean. Food isn’t just something that fills … [Read the full story]
Kookaburra gets sent to fat camp
A kookaburra is being sent for personal training after she became too fat to fly – because of her fondness for eating sausages. The kookaburra started putting on weight after residents at a Sydney park started feeding her sausages at barbecues. The chubby bird weighs 565 grams (1.2 pounds), which is almost 40 percent heavier … [Read the full story]
Fat blokes must get pissed off when they can’t see their penis
A hefty 76% of 9 million people who started a diet this year will give up by the end of February. A survey was done by Nescafé. There’s a bloke I used to work with, and he was so fat, he used to take a fold up chair with him on smoko…so he can sit … [Read the full story]
Jack Black ain’t gonna be fat in 2011
Gulliver’s Travels star Jack Black doesn’t want to be big any more. He plans to lose about 25 kg. He said, “I’m gonna drop 200 quarter pounder with cheeses. “Push ups, sit ups and a strict diet…that’s my plan.” Yeah we believe you Fat Jack. by Debbie Dot
Dear Woosy – I’m fat & frustrated
Dear Woosy, I have had a weight problem my whole life and right now I’m the heaviest I’ve ever been. I’ve tried dieting and exercising but the pounds won’t budge. Please help me, I’m desperate. Woosy says – You could try booze. Booze doesn’t have any fat in it, but it does have a lot … [Read the full story]
Woman breastfeeds calf
It’s normal. It’s natural. It’s a bond between mother and baby.But in a small village in India, a woman took it upon herself to breastfeed an orphaned calf after its mother died was a natural one. The woman, named Chouthi Bai has breastfed the animal for about 3 days now, which was when the calf’s … [Read the full story]
