She’s hot

Hello lovers of hot-ness. This lovely young lady is Hailey Clauson. She’s all over the net, so, a bit difficult to say we don’t know who she is. She’s American, but with a name like Clauson, I don’t think her routes would have started in the USA. She’s been a cover star for the Sports … [Read the full story]

Dear Woosy – Allergic to my boyfriends nuts

Dear Woosy, I have a regular root named Matt who likes to get a hotel room on the weekends so he can bang my brains out. He doesn’t even take me out for a meal first, the stingy bastard, but his cock stays so hard for so long I can’t really complain too much. Anyway last Saturday he ate a whole bag of pistachio … [Read the full story]

Christmas Dinner, in an ice cream!

Calling all foodies!  We’ve got something that will butter your parsnips. And we can’t even say what it will do to your sprouts. Let us introduce the first ever Christmas Dinner ice cream. You read it right. Your actual ENTIRE Xmas dinner, in cold, creamy form. We’re talking turkey, cranberry, bacon, sage and, yes, Brussels … [Read the full story]

$12,600 for dinner with Gillard

An unknown punter has forked out $4050 to be able to wrap a scarf hand-knitted by Prime Minister Julia Gillard around their neck. But dinner with senior Liberals Julie Bishop and Malcolm Turnbull proved the top ticket in the annual federal press gallery Midwinter Ball charity auction. Someone paid $13,000 for the privilege, just pipping … [Read the full story]

Who’ll be Ozzie News ‘She’s hot 2012’ – vote now

Hello and welcome to the first, and hopefully many, She’s hot 2012. This is where you all get the chance to vote for who you think was, and is, the hottest babe on Ozzie News for 2012. The criteria is anything you want it to be. You may like the artistic pose, the quality of … [Read the full story]

Australians seem to breed the best jockeys

I have been very upset by the comments received from Aussie racing fans about my racing column. I have many years experience of racing around the world. The best racing in the world is in England. The majesty of Ascot, the enormous size of Goodwood, the bitter cold of Catterick (where there are more cows … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays’

Does your diet make you a bitch?

Everyone makes the odd bitchy comment now and again…it’s totally normal. But if every morning you find yourself snapping at the bus-driver and telling your long suffering man he’s a loser, it may be time to rethink your diet. Your diet at the moment could be making you mean. Food isn’t just something that fills … [Read the full story]

Married men more attractive than single men

According to a new study, single women find married men much more attractive than their unattached counterparts. Here, Petulia Larkin, a 48-year-old lecturer from Bexley, Kent, reveals why she’d never fall for an unmarried man. A few days before Christmas, I went on a date with my lover Peter, a 52-year-old businessman and a lovely, … [Read the full story]

Julia Gillard is STILL a robot…for now

When Julia Gillard was in Brussels she showed a great deal of humility, by making fun at herself. At dinner, of the opening day of the Asia-Europe meeting, the Prime Minister warned the audience before she spoke. She jokingly said,”Perhaps I should start by saying that with my broad Australian accent, even the English speakers … [Read the full story]