Shit drummer Mick Fleetwood, leaves wife, Lynn
Mick Fleetwood from Fleetwood Mac has managed to squeeze in a legal separation from his third wife Lynn. The hugely over-rated drummer told his other half she should go her own way after 18 years of marriage. I only wish he’d have left the band and gone his own way years ago. Fleetwood Mac are … [Read the full story]
Woman divorces husband over 5cm penis
A woman has claimed she divorced her husband because he has a 5cm penis. The news that the woman, known only as Zhang, 52, split with her other half Zhou because she was unhappy with the size of his manhood will do little to dampen the inadequate feeling many men already have about that part of … [Read the full story]
Randy Russell hits it off with Kate Peck
Russell Brand, who was in Oz on his I Am A Walrus stand-up tour, met up with leggy blonde model and MTV presenter Kate Peck, 25, at the ARIA Music Awards in Sydney. They hit it off instantly at last month’s bash…which they were both booked to present…and were seen together multiple times at the … [Read the full story]
You find lots of over 50′s when internet dating
Being a dating buddy to my friend turned out to be one of my best acts of friendship. A year after a divorce she didn’t want, or expect, she was convinced she was beyond her sell-by date. But I coaxed the 54-year-old mother of two into going online. We spent hours surfing dating websites together, … [Read the full story]
Kate needs to kick the gutter press in the balls
Pictures in the press of Prince Williams topless wife have been brushed aside by the press, as only showing their readers what they can see on any beach in Europe. They will make millions of Euros and of course pay out costs and damages to the Royal family, yet the press continue to poke their … [Read the full story]
Katy and Russell were never going to last
Katy Perry and Russell Brand have signed on the dotted line to finalise their divorce. The pair have agreed to split their assets, and her husband of 14 months has waived any claim to the chart-topping singers $44million. But despite the sad circumstances, in court papers which emerged yesterday detailing the end of their marriage, … [Read the full story]
Are you waiting for your knight in shining armour?
Deep breath. I am profoundly ashamed of the next few sentences I’m about to type. But at the risk of enraging feminists the world over, here goes. I want a great love. I want to disappear into the sunset with my soulmate. I want to walk down the aisle again wearing an ivory dress into … [Read the full story]
