Born to be piled

A man awaiting the birth of his first child at hospital was mistaken for a patient and given a haemorrhoid operation in Shenyang, China. After waiting less than an hour, the expectant father was beckoned inside but did not hear clearly what the doctor said and thought he was being taken to a room to … [Read the full story]

Is Doctor Strange too boring for a movie?

Doctor Strange was created by concept-character artist, Steve Ditko and first appeared in a comic titled, ‘Strange Tales’ in July 1963. Doctor Stephen Strange was a fantastic, but cocky, surgeon. He damaged his hands in a car accident and could no longer perform surgery. He only ever wanted to be a surgeon. Because of this … [Read the full story]

On this day…in 1842

On January 13, 1842, a British army doctor reaches the British sentry post at Jalalabad, Afghanistan, the lone survivor of a 16,000-strong Anglo-Indian expeditionary force that was massacred in its retreat from Kabul. He told of a terrible massacre in the Khyber Pass, in which the Afghans gave the defeated Anglo-Indian force and their camp … [Read the full story]

Dear Lily – I have an embarrassing problem

Dear Lily, Since the birth of my first child, I have developed a rather intimate and embarrassing problem, and I am too ashamed to visit the doctor. Before I fell pregnant I was vaguely aware that having a baby might have some physical side-effects, but it seems that squeezing out a head and shoulders has … [Read the full story]

Bubbles has been abandoned by the Jacksons

The famous chimp, Bubbles…the previous pet of Michael Jackson, has been reportedly ‘abandoned’ by Jackson’s family. The animal is currently residing at an animal sanctuary in Florida where a spokesperson has said that the elderly chimpanzee has not received a visit from Jackson’s three children since he was moved there in 2005. A spokesman said: … [Read the full story]

Who’ll be Ozzie News ‘She’s hot 2012’ – vote now

Hello and welcome to the first, and hopefully many, She’s hot 2012. This is where you all get the chance to vote for who you think was, and is, the hottest babe on Ozzie News for 2012. The criteria is anything you want it to be. You may like the artistic pose, the quality of … [Read the full story]

Ever heard of fetish photographer, Elmer Batters?

Elmer Batters spent a lifetime looking through a view finder at women’s legs and feet. Schooled on the classic Elvgren pin-up art of World War II,Elmer began photographing live models in the late 1940’s in sunny Los Angeles, California. Unlike his peers, Batters wasn’t breast obsessed. His vision began at the “tip of the toes”, … [Read the full story]

An update on my health situation…

An update to all those who have been asking how my health is doing: My Doctor has started me on a rehab exercise program. I have to take a walk every day and a neighbour has kindly offered to accompany me. I never knew walking with someone else was such an incentive. We go walking … [Read the full story]

Michael Jackson letter withdrawn from auction

A letter written by Michael Jackson in which he complains of not being able to sleep has been withdrawn from an auction at the request of his ex-wife Lisa Marie Presley. The singer, who died in 2009 after asking his doctor to give him a strong anesthetic to help his insomnia, wrote the note to … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Never go to a doctor who’s waiting room plants have died’

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