“Ben Cousins is a TOOL”, says Buford Balony

Fallen drug addict Ben Cousins admitted himself into rehab after family and friends abandoned him, fed up with his drug use. It was a strategic move by about five of his closest friends in a bid to give him a wake-up call. The former AFL star remained in a Perth hospital for a third day … [Read the full story]

How dare FIFA ban the poppy

I know I’m getting old and miserable, but what is wrong with the people who run the governments and the media. This week the news is about a boy of fourteen taking drugs and the refusal to let soccer players wear the poppy. We the ordinary people on the planet, see things quite clearly. So … [Read the full story]

Cuntney Love would kill Kurt if he was alive

Living off a dead rock-star doesn’t seem to be enough for rock whore Courtney Love, as she still has to moan about him in a recent interview. The 47-year-old mother says she still carries anger that Kurt Cobain killed himself back in 1994 by shooting himself in the head. Even though there has been some evidence that … [Read the full story]

Is this ‘The Scheme’ of things to come out of Pommieland?

It caused its fair share of controversy when it was first shown on BBC Scotland last year. And now viewers in the rest of the UK have had the chance to see what all the fuss is about after fly-on-the-wall documentary series The Scheme made its debut on BBC One last week. First shown in … [Read the full story]

Michael Jackson’s ‘This Is It’, is a horror movie

This Is It, is the film that inadvertently captured the tortured last days of Michael Jackson’s life. I don’t know if the film is family viewing, but it ought to have been categorised as horror. The fallen King of Pop was seen rehearsing for 50 comeback concerts at London’s O2 Arena, but with the first … [Read the full story]

George Michael wants his ‘Freedom’

Do not stop at GOGO, it’s straight to jail for George Michael, and it doesn’t matter if he throws a double. George wept yesterday as a judge told him he was a drug addict  – and jailed him for crashing his range rover into a shop. And it’s about time, too. Most of us would … [Read the full story]