Man passes out drunk, wakes up with no penis

And you thought losing your car keys was bad! Dominican man Geraldo Ramos told a local TV station that he passed out drunk and woke up with no penis. The 45-year-old from Santiago says he has no clue where his penis went, but neighbors said that Ramos was attacked by a dog when he was … [Read the full story]

‘Stupid Fat Australian’ racism ruling overturned

A British woman convicted of racism after calling her New Zealand-born neighbour an Australian has had her name cleared. Last November, Petra Mills was arrested after calling her neighbour a “stupid fat Australian” during a drunken tirade on her front lawn. The neighbour, Chelsea O’Reilly, says Ms Mills knew she was born in New Zealand … [Read the full story]

‘Beer goggles’ are a myth

Ever felt one too many drinks have fooled you into thinking someone is better looking than they are? Well, you wouldn’t be alone… but you would be wrong, it is claimed. ‘Beer goggles’ are a myth because we see each other no differently regardless of how much alcohol we have had. The part of the … [Read the full story]

Amy watched YouTube of herself when she died

It’s been revealed that Amy Winehouse spent her final hours drinking vodka alone in her bedroom and watching YouTube videos of herself, a court was told yesterday. A second inquest confirmed the 27-year-old died of alcohol poisoning at her north London home on July 23, 2011. Miss Winehouse drank so much that she stopped breathing … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

“You’ve got a bladder like a drunk pelican”

This is what beer does to your vision

This is what beer does to your vision…so I suppose staying drunk all the time is kind of a good thing…  

Davo’s quote of the day

“Don’t you know there ain’t no Devil…it’s just God when he’s drunk.”

Pete Doherty fucked up with Charlotte Gainsbourg

Pete Doherty has said he regrets revealing an alleged fling with French actress Charlotte Gainsbourg. The move comes after the former Libertines man had said earlier this year he enjoyed a brief love affair with Gainsbourg while they filmed the movie ‘Confession Of A Child Of The Century’. He claimed the daughter of famed musician … [Read the full story]

Man drives his zebra home, pissed out of his head

This man wasn’t arrested for taking his pet zebra and parrot to a bar, but for trying to drive them home drunk. Jerald Reiter a farmer from Dubuque, Iowa – located on his home state’s border with Illinois and Wisconsin – was stopped on in the carpark of the town’s Dog House Lounge on suspicion of drunk … [Read the full story]

She’s hot

You’ve been out and you got lucky. You met a girl and she put out……..the trouble is, you were so drunk, you can’t remember who she was or what she looked like. You walk into the kitchen….and…… …….this is what you’d want to find………a gorgeous bird who’s taken responsibility and wants to cook you breakfast. … [Read the full story]

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