Dear Lily – I have an embarrasing condition
December 20, 2012 · Leave a Comment
Dear Lily, Last weekend I was on a night out with the girls to celebrate my 36th birthday. Clad arse to tit in neon lycra, I must have cast a highly alluring shadow across the dancefloor as I limboed to Britney Spears, because next thing I knew, I was on all fours behind a skip … [Read the full story]
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