Man gets toilet roll holder stuck up his ass

A man was forced to call the emergency services after a toilet roll holder got stuck up his poop chute at his house in Newport, South Wales, UK. The unidentified man was reportedly unable to move and decided to dial 999 from his mobile phone. Firemen then removed the object, with paramedics providing medical attention … [Read the full story]

TV station denies zombie apocalypse

A TV station has been forced to deny that the zombie apocalypse has begun after hackers took over its emergency alert service to warn that dead bodies were rising from their graves. A message in the form of a news ticker flashed up on a local television network in Montana in the US during an … [Read the full story]

Facebook friends save a life

A man who woke up paralysed due to a spinal condition has told how his Facebook friends saved his life. Peter Casaru said friends as far away as New York and Vancouver tried to call for help Peter Casaru, 59, posted on the social networking site that he was unable to move his legs. He … [Read the full story]

Grease star Annette Charles dies of cancer

Annette Charles, who played racy Cha Cha DiGregorio, died last night at her home in Los Angeles. The brunette beauty was 63-years-old and had been suffering from cancer. A representative for the actress confirmed that she died from complications relating to the disease. Cha Cha was the girl who stole Danny Zucco (John Travolta) from … [Read the full story]

Stadium collapses – construction worker dead

A construction worker has died and 14 others have been injured after the roof of a Dutch soccer stadium collapsed. One worker died in the accident at the home of Dutch top-tier side FC Twente in the north-eastern city of Enschede, the local mayor said. “It is terrible. One person has died and 14 others … [Read the full story]

Soldier braves bullets to save wounded Afghan girl

An innocent Afghan girl, gunned down by the Taliban, was saved by Corporal Aran Rushe of the Irish Regiment. He braved a hail of bullets to rescue little Sheefa, aged 8. Sheefa was treated and then air-lifted to a nearby hospital. It all happened when soldiers from 1st Battalion The Royal Irish Regiment were providing assistance … [Read the full story]

Teenager stabbed and dies in Sydney

A teenager dies after being stabbed during an armed fight in Sydney. Emergency services were called to Stranraer Drive, St Andrews, in the early hours of Saturday morning after reports that a 17 year old had been injured. Paramedics found him lying stabbed in the street and took him to Liverpool hospital where he died … [Read the full story]

Three survive after whale sinks boat

Three men survived four hours floating in rough seas off the north west Australia coast after their boat collided with a whale and sank. A police spokeswoman said the men were travelling on the 14-metre vessel from Port Samson to Geraldton, about eight kilometres west of the Exmouth peninsula, when they hit the large mammal … [Read the full story]

Man killed by folding sofa

A RUSSIAN woman in St Petersburg killed her drunk husband with a folding sofa, it was reported yesterday. St Petersburg’s Channel Five television station said that the woman, who was upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle on the sofa after an argument. In doing so, she … [Read the full story]