She’s hot

Hello Ozzie News readers. You know when you just start to think what’s beneath the ‘knicker line’, and your imagination begins to run riot? Well, we’ve got a similar situation going on just below…there’s actually more going on below than I’m letting on, but enough about what gets me exited. We can’t even see her … [Read the full story]

Prince Willy is getting married…does one get a day off work?

As you might have already heard, Prince William is getting married. Kate Middleton is the lucky girl…well, you’ve got to love a man in uniform. Everybody’s getting exited. And why not. Because there’s a high percentage of marriages that don’t work and I can’t wait to see if this one does, or doesn’t work. If … [Read the full story]

Adriana gets us ready for summer

You can tell that summer is in the air, all magazines are shedding their clothes and turning a hopeful eye towards the beach as the summer is looming over us. We love the stunning Adriana Lima, which is why we just have to show a lovely picture of her. Yes, I know, it’s absolutely shameless … [Read the full story]

Harpo had the biggest bra I’d ever seen!

Yeeeehaaaaaaa! How are ya? It’s me, Buford Balony. My ex-girlfriend, Harpo is comin’ to Australia very soon. Now the name Harpo might not sound like a feminine name, but let me tell ya, she was very, very feminine. She sure is a wonderful person. Hell, she used to work in the grocer shop in Nashville … [Read the full story]