Here’s one way to get out of work

This is one (underhanded) way of avoiding having to help during the holidays. Some sneaky people have decided to buy fake casts so they don’t have to give a hand during a three day holiday weekend in South Korea. The increase in sales of phoney casts may be because woman are fed up with having … [Read the full story]

Athlete uses fake penis to deceive dope test

Athletes have taken unusual steps to try to cover up their doping, but Devis Licciardi seems to have gone the furthest. The 27-year-old is accused of using an artificial penis to try to beat a post-race test for banned substances. The runner, who had just completed a 10km road race, allegedly hid the device in … [Read the full story]

Are blow-up dolls and Amy Childs the same?

Can you spot the difference? The Only Way Is Essex star Amy Childs DOES look like a blow-up doll. I’ve actually been with Amy once…that’s MET her…not what your dirty minds are thinking. I don’t remember much of the conversation we had. I wasn’t pissed, I just couldn’t stop looking at her plastic tits. But she … [Read the full story]

Dad-rocker Dave Grohl…hero or bitch?

The Foo Fighters made their latest album in Dave Grohl’s garage…so he could feed his kids and take them to nursery in between recording sessions. But despite being immersed in bottles and wet wipes, the doting dad is adamant he’s still rock ‘n’ roll. He says, “I always wanted to be a parent but I … [Read the full story]

Sex facts – the truth about what goes on between the sheets

Sixty-four per cent of women and 20% of men fake it in bed, a survey reveals. A quarter of women resort to role play and 42% of men think of others during sex. So if your partner made the earth move for you, don’t give them a kiss…give them an Oscar. Below are the other … [Read the full story]

Don’t you know I’m Danny Green

Boxer Danny Green struggled with excruciating abdominal pain, which later required emergency surgery to remove a softball-sized abscess and his appendix, but he has denied his behaviour at Busselton Hospital on New Year’s Eve warranted police intervention. Green, 37, rejected suggestions he was behaving erratically and said he was unaware police had been called. He … [Read the full story]

Whitney Port is thinner (WOW), but she’s still a fake

Whitney Port has revealed her diet secrets, saying that she once survived on 1000 calories a day. It’s not a secret though, love, is it. If you eat less, you lose weight…so that makes me a fucking genius. The regime saw the slender The Hills star eat just half the recommended calorie intake for women. … [Read the full story]

Contrived Lady Gag-gag wins MTV awards

Lady Gag-gag missed out on a record 13 MTV Music Video Awards, but she has still scooped 8 prizes at the ceremony at Los Angeles. Seven of her statuettes came for Bad Romance with another awarded “Best Collaboration” with Beyoncé on the song, “Telephone”. Gaga, you think it’s trendy to be wacky. I’m afraid that … [Read the full story]