Here’s a little history lesson for you

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn’t just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500’s: Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. … [Read the full story]

Bad Manners…are just plain, old Bad

Where to begin……….? I was working up the Top End in the Territory and a friend got a ticket for me to watch Bad Manners in Perth at the Rosemount, which is a great little venue. There was a support band playing (I can’t remember their name) who were a ska band, and they had … [Read the full story]

Melt proof choccy biccy’s – what a waste of money

Man has been on the moon, and made countless advances in medicine and now scientists have been issued a new challenge…the melt-proof choccie biscuit. Understanding what is happening to chocolate at a molecular levels is enabling overpaid scientists with fuck all else to do, to develop chocolate that does not melt in warm climates. This … [Read the full story]

This fat fuck eats too much – she’s killing herslf

Mum of four, Mikel Ruffinelli has hips so big that she struggles to get through doorways…and needs two seats on planes. Mikel, 39, drives a truck as her 30st frame cannot squeeze into a car and needs a reinforced chair at home. Yet the plus-size model…a trim 10st as a teenager…is proud of her figure … [Read the full story]

Ke$ha talks about bisexuality

Ke$ha has opened up about her own bisexuality in in the February issue of the magazine, Seventeen. ‘I don’t love just men. I love people,’ the 25-year-old pop star revealed. ‘It’s not about a gender. It’s just about the spirit that exudes from that other person you’re with.’ And in Ke$ha’s new video for Die … [Read the full story]

More of us are getting ‘Desk Derriere’

With more of us working behind desks than ever before, our bottoms are getting bigger – a problem that has been dubbed ‘desk derriere’. A recent study that scanned the buttocks of inactive people found muscle was shrinking and breaking down due to lack of exercise. The research at Tel Aviv University also showed that … [Read the full story]

Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

Went into my local shop today to buy their 4 slices of bacon pack, I do love some bacon on a Saturday morning, cooked until crispy and then on some toast with brown sauce. I’m a simple man of simple tastes it’s a fine hangover cure and a once a week treat for me). Anyway … [Read the full story]

Better to have a fat arse than a fat belly

Scientists at Oxford University have found that storing fat in your bottom, rather than stomach, cuts levels of ‘bad’ LDL cholesterol and raises the ‘good’ HDL cholesterol that protects against hardening of the arteries. Their review, published in the International Journal of Obesity, showed the benefits of an ample derriere extend even to cutting the … [Read the full story]

Dieting and exercise won’t stop you being fat

We’re often being told that diet and exercise alone will never shift stubborn fat deposits. But naturopath Max Tomlinson knows different. For the past 25 years he’s been running a successful fat spot reduction programme at his London clinic, targeting what he calls the ‘weird, disproportionate fat deposits’ that frustrate so many of his clients. … [Read the full story]

Beware of these 11 words on food packaging

The words written on food packaging are a contract between you and the manufacturer, as mandated by the federal government via the FDA. Many food producers hire lawyers that help them craft words to get you to buy their products while toeing the line of legality. Here are a few common package proclamations that you … [Read the full story]

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