Who’ll be Ozzie News ‘She’s hot 2012’ – vote now

Hello and welcome to the first, and hopefully many, She’s hot 2012. This is where you all get the chance to vote for who you think was, and is, the hottest babe on Ozzie News for 2012. The criteria is anything you want it to be. You may like the artistic pose, the quality of … [Read the full story]

Keith Richards best ‘fuck-off’ riffs

If rock’n’roll could be turned into flesh and made to walk the earth, it would look and sound a lot like Keith Richards. It’s not the skull ring, the elegantly wasted appearance or the chemically-enchanced bloodstream that does it – although that all helps – but the fact that he has an unerring knack of … [Read the full story]

Men need to be told about their filthy habits

There could be numerous reasons why a man might want to be informed about the filthy habits he is guilty of. Perhaps he wants to know for health and hygienic purposes, or maybe he is in the process of impressing a new lady-friend and doesn’t wish to repulse her upon the start of a potential … [Read the full story]

Dear Woosy – My sex life is ruined

Dear Woosy, I read recently that “being your own best friend” could be good for your sex life, and that self-pleasuring was in fact recommended to bring couples closer together in bed. Yet when I pulled out the old flesh rocket for a bit of five-digit disco in the girlfriend’s car the other day as … [Read the full story]

Shane Warnes texts to Adele Angeleri

Read all of Shane Warne’s texts to Adele Angeleri. But if you’ve had something to eat…may I advise that you give yourself about forty minutes before you read this: Morning Adele its Shane, hope you had a good night..Will put a call in again today and see what I can do for you..X My pleasure … [Read the full story]