‘Maybe I was trying to light a fart’

Brian Whitehead, accused of taking a photo up a woman’s skirt, said ‘Maybe I was trying to light a fart’ Whitehead, from Bristol UK, accused of trying to take a photo under a woman’s skirt suggested that he could have been trying to “light her fart” on fire. CCTV footage caught the 39-year-old going into … [Read the full story]

A Fire-Tornado is amazingly captured on camera

An awe-struck filmmaker has told of the moment he witnessed one of nature’s rarest phenomena – a fire tornado. Chris Tangey had been out in Alice Springs scouting locations for a new movie. After finishing he went over to help workers at a cattle station when he was confronted by one of nature’s most intimidating … [Read the full story]

Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

Well I don’t know how the country continued to function today after I withdrew my labour. Not on the picket line as have a ghastly cold, temperature etc, which makes me feel completely woollen headed and with the wind definitely not in my sails. On plus side slept for a straight 12 hours last night … [Read the full story]

Has Simon Cowell got a small cock?

Sharon Osbourne says Simon Cowell is power-mad because he’s not very well endowed. Speaking on a US chat show, the outrageous former X Factor judge said Simon  suffers from “small-penis syndrome” and claims his cocky demeanour is  compensation for his limitations elsewhere. The 59-year-old, who admitted her shocking outburst could get her fired from her judging … [Read the full story]

Whitney Houston fan sets light to her house

A Whitney Houston fan accidentally set fire to her home while holding a vigil for the singer. Anne Lomax, 53, had been playing the late star’s records and lit a candle in tribute, but this then caused her Manchester house to catch fire after she’d gone to sleep. Mrs Lomax was woken up her smoke … [Read the full story]

Manchester City star flees his burning house

Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli was forced to flee from his burning house after a firework was set off in his bathroom. In what is yet another bizarre episode in the 21-year-old Italian’s Premier League career, police and fire crews were called to the striker’s home in Macclesfield shortly after midnight after the blaze broke … [Read the full story]

Bam Margera breaks down as he visits the spot where Ryan Dunn died

Ryan Dunn’s Jackass co-star Bam Margera broke down into floods of tears as he visited the spot where his best friend lost his life in a horror 180 kph car smash. An inconsolable Bam spoke to a local news station and was so distraught he could barely put his loss into words. ‘It was the … [Read the full story]

On this day…in 1940

On this day, German aircraft blanket incendiary bombs over London, setting both banks of the Thames ablaze and killing almost 3,600 British civilians. The German targeting of the English capital had begun back in August, payback for British attacks on Berlin. In September, a horrendous firestorm broke out in London’s poorest districts as German aircraft … [Read the full story]

Man’s cock BBQ’d to stop him cheating…and no onions!

RAJINI Narayan loved her husband Satish so much that she believed setting fire to his penis would stop him from cheating, a court has heard. Planning to confront her husband, Narayan instead “snapped”, dousing her husband’s back in petrol before setting him alight. The 46-year-old has pleaded not guilty to murdering her husband at the … [Read the full story]