Davo’s quote of the day

If you take your missus fishing in a boat with your mates, you’re guaranteed she’ll always come back with a Red Snapper

Shark saves fisherman?

A 41-year-old policeman relived his harrowing voyage after a fishing boat eventually picked him up and took him to Majuro in the Marshall Islands. The father-of-six told of sleeping with the body of his brother-in-law who died during the ordeal, suffering severe dehydration. And he said it was only after the intervention of a circling … [Read the full story]

What a shitty day !

Thought I’d have a day off for some much needed quiet time…but then, the maid showed up. Still no peace…a parcel arrived. I realised that I needed some groceries, and there were all these annoying bloody shoppers everywhere. On the way back home from the shops, these biker bitches attacked me. When I got home … [Read the full story]

Do women need a GBF…is it good for the husband?

A friend recently told me that he came home caught a 6 feet 4 inch bloke in his bedroom while his wife was showing him her bottom. More worrying still, he seems to be doing nothing about it. But this is no ordinary gentleman looking at his missus in her undies. This is a…well sort … [Read the full story]

Tony’s Quiet Time

Welcome to you all. My job as a pizza delivery man didn’t really work out. So I decided to take a break to get refreshed, you know, clear my head before I start looking for jobs. I decided to have a weekend of fishing. My friends Simon and Kate have a boat, so we all … [Read the full story]

Harpo had the biggest bra I’d ever seen!

Yeeeehaaaaaaa! How are ya? It’s me, Buford Balony. My ex-girlfriend, Harpo is comin’ to Australia very soon. Now the name Harpo might not sound like a feminine name, but let me tell ya, she was very, very feminine. She sure is a wonderful person. Hell, she used to work in the grocer shop in Nashville … [Read the full story]

Will search continue for missing fisherman?

Queensland police will decide on today whether to call off the search for a missing Irish tourist. The 21-year-old Irishman working as a crewman, went missing from a commercial fishing vessel on Friday. Nine aircraft – four planes and five helicopters – along with three rescue vessels resumed the search at first light on Sunday, … [Read the full story]