Penrith’s fridge is going nowhere

Penrith general manager Phil Gould is adamant the fridge, filled with the product of the club’s new sponsor OAK on game day, won’t be going anywhere, despite claims it encroaches on the rights of Telstra, the code’s naming rights sponsor. Despite being wanted by the NRL for alleged crimes against major sponsor Telstra, the Penrith … [Read the full story]

What a shitty day !

Thought I’d have a day off for some much needed quiet time…but then, the maid showed up. Still no peace…a parcel arrived. I realised that I needed some groceries, and there were all these annoying bloody shoppers everywhere. On the way back home from the shops, these biker bitches attacked me. When I got home … [Read the full story]

Probably the best dog in the world…

Fetching the morning paper is one thing but a dog that can bring you an ice-cold beer is truly man’s – or woman’s – best friend. Kalula the booze hound has learned to open her owner’s fridge and pick up a beverage on command. She also fetches creature comforts such as slippers and blankets and … [Read the full story]