Morning coffee with Catholics

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St.Peters Square . The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest.  When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father‘.” The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop.  When he walks into a room people call him … [Read the full story]

On this day…in 1929 & 1930

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announces the winners of the first Academy Awards on this day in 1929. It was a far cry from the suspense, glamour and endless press coverage surrounding the Oscars today: The first award recipients’ names were printed on the back page of the academy’s newsletter. A few … [Read the full story]

See the beautiful Nina Agdal during the Super Bowl

Rumours are swirling that stunning Danish model Nina Agdal has scooped the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. The 20-year-old has already posed for the issue – out on February 12 – and is believed to have beaten off stiff competition from top contender Katherine Webb. While you may not have heard of Nina … [Read the full story]

Dear Lily – Has Satan taken my son?

Dear Lily, I am really worried about my youngest son. He’s only 15 but I think him and his friends might be drinking alcohol and smoking wacky cigarettes. He used to be such a darling boy, who took a keen interest in sport, as well as being a popular and active younger member of our … [Read the full story]

Yoko Ono will punish us by ‘miserable wailing’

God help us…Yoko Ono is going to celebrate her 80th birthday with a one-off gig in Berlin. If you have never seen her perform, then may I advise you to look at some of her work. You will see that the pathetic John Lennon (although wonderfully talented and a great song-writer) is such a soft … [Read the full story]

Tommy Taylors SRU

Have I lost my mind? A serious rape on a bus in India has been followed by another multiple rape in India. How, after so much publicity and anger directed at those people who carry out attacks on females in this poverty stricken country, could it happen again? Never mind trials and punishment…these individuals should … [Read the full story]

Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

Ahhh…the last team briefing of the year. I may include it specifically in my Advent calendar for 2013. I must stop getting eye contact with staff facing the manager, winking at them, pursing my lips whilst giving them a sexually smouldering stare and nodding my head towards the stationery cupboard with raised eyebrows and salacious … [Read the full story]

Tommy Taylor’s SRU

I don’t know how to report the news this week. The darkest time for all of us, especially parents…its cruel how the wickedness in some people can destroy the lives of so many. At Christmas time we enjoy the friendship and happiness of our families and there’s (or at least there should be) peace to … [Read the full story]

China tries to keep a lid on ‘end of earth’ mania

The police in China have detained 101 people,, among them members of a fringe Christian group, for spreading rumours of the world’s impending end. It was reported that police confiscated leaflets, DVDs and other apocalyptic propaganda in the recent arrests in eight provinces across China. The detentions come ahead of Friday, December 21 – a … [Read the full story]

Dolphin bites a little girl in Florida

A hungry dolphin bit an 8-year-old girl at Sea World in Orlando, Florida, last week as she was feeding it scraps of fish. Jillian Thomas of Georgia suffered three puncture wounds the size of dimes and a swollen left hand after the unexpected biting occurred, her parents told the Orlando Sentinel. Jillian’s father, Jamie Thomas, … [Read the full story]

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