Dear Mum and Dad…
Dear Mum and Dad, You’ll be happy to hear that I’ve recently left my boyfriend Abdul. I know that you didn’t approve of him because of his race and the fact he was twenty-one years older than me. But you’ll be also pleased to know that I met a nice Australian boy from Sydney when … [Read the full story]
Those pissing swimmers are killing all the fish
Pissing swimmers have killed about 500 fish in a northern Germany lake, with their urine causing algae that poisons marine life. The mass death in the past two weeks has occurred in Eichbaum lake, in the port city of Hamburg. “Swimmers who urinate in the lake are introducing a lot of phosphate,” fishermen’s spokesman Manfred … [Read the full story]
Poms win nail-biting World Cup Darts final
The 2012 World Cup Darts championship was won by England in a nail-biting finish against Australia, in Hamburg, Germany. The game shouldn’t have even gone into the doubles match as Phil Taylor averaged 107 against Simon Whitlock. It was a mammoth game as Taylor won 7-6. Whitlock just wouldn’t let him out of his reach. … [Read the full story]
Creche at sex club
Sex club bosses opened a creche in Hamburg, in the red light district, for clients to leave kids at, while they buy erotic Christmas presents.
