Tommy Taylor’s SRU

Tommy is on holiday for a week and I am writing his column for him…I am his mum. I live in an apartment block on the top floor. I have two dogs, and as soon as the front door opens they race out and into the lift. I have to run down the stairs and … [Read the full story]

Tommy Taylor’s SRU (Sunday Round-Up)

What a week for Royals. After Prince Harry’s nude romp at the pool table, it was Kate’s nude pictures beside the pool in France. The result; Harry was sent to Afghanistan. So can we expect Kate to be sent to Tasmania? I expect the French will give a token slap on the wrist to the … [Read the full story]

The Horth Whithperer

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he’s sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, ‘How will I recognize him?’ ‘That’s easy…he’s a dwarf with a speech impediment.’ So, the dwarf shows up, and the guy asks him if he’s looking for a male or female horse. … [Read the full story]

Did you know that?

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, … [Read the full story]

Pub serves horse semen shots

A bar in New Zealand has introduced a new stomach-churning addition to its drinks menu – apple flavoured horse semen. The Green Man Pub in Wellington offers the 30ml shots for a princely sum of $25 – and apparently it’s going down a treat with regulars. The gastro-pub serves the drink chilled fresh from a … [Read the full story]

Pissed bareback ‘Romeo’ faces jail

You’re out drinking with friends, trying to hatch a clever plan to impress a girl. What do you decide? Strip off and ride your horse into her front room of course. Lovestruck Pole Jan Rudnicki, 40, came up with his fool-proof idea while in a bar in the town of Jarnoltowka while chatting to friends … [Read the full story]

Animal lover remains monogam-horse

Rodell Vereen has been caught twice having sex with the same horse, US police allege. A South Carolina man has been arrested for having sex with a horse after police say the animal’s owner caught him on a surveillance camera. Police say this isn’t the first time 50-year-old Rodell Vereen has been charged…last year he … [Read the full story]

Black Caviar all around as the Champion Sprinter shows her class

Black Caviar lived up to her rating as the world’s best sprinter when she gave her opposition weight and a beating in the $1 million Newmarket Handicap at Flemington. Under 58kg, the four-year-old daughter of Bel Esprit set a modern-day weight-carrying record for a mare in the 1200m feature sprint which was first run in … [Read the full story]

How to clinch a second date

If you’re a bit confused as to how to nail a second date, just heed the advice below…it’s a guarnteed success rate…of one form or another. 1. Fill the silences – You’re both fiddling with your serviettes, frantically searching for something…anything to say. Thise silences become unnerving, so have a few things up your sleeve … [Read the full story]

Loving loads of horses

Get your taste buds ready and wet  your lips to take a load of horse cum. This apparent health food is no longer for those sickos that love a little animal love, its may be going main stream. The owner of the  company Mr Kerslake  says, “Horses are pure testosterone you know. They have hardly … [Read the full story]

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