Dear Woosy – My husband’s having an affair

Dear Woosy, Please help me. I do not know what to do! The other day I went to my local library to search for information in support of our local campaign against GM crops. When I arrived I was shocked to see my husband kissing an attractive young librarian in the back office. When I … [Read the full story]

Dear Lily – How can I change his grin?

Dear Lily, Lately, I’ve become suspicious that my husband is having an affair: he has suddenly started taking pride in his appearance; buying me flowers for no good reason; and worst of all, he always seems to have a daft smile on his stupid face. Considering I have endeavoured to make his life a misery … [Read the full story]

Husband says to wife…

Husband says to wife, “My Olympic condoms have arrived … I think I’ll wear Gold tonight.” Wife says, “Why not wear Silver and come second for a change.”

Dear Lily – My husband hates my beard

Dear Lily, I decided recently that I’ve had enough of buying expensive shaving products, and spending loads of time every morning having a shave. Now my beard has grown in thick and full, I reckon I look fine but my husband doesn’t agree. Should I just shave it off again to keep him happy? Lily … [Read the full story]

Cheating husband gets 10,000 Facebook ‘likes’

A cheating husband has vowed to win back his ex-wife after a Facebook sign about his one-night stand got more than 15,000 ‘likes’. Ivan Lewis needed more than a box of chocolates and some flowers to say sorry to his former partner Sonya Gore after his constant cheating. He was forced to pose with an … [Read the full story]

Dear Lily – Can you help me find a man?

Dear Lily, I am a 31 year old woman and I haven’t yet managed to find that special someone. I used to relish being single when I was in my twenties, but now I am just pathetic and lonely. While my married friends spend their weekends dripping with wholesomeness in the park or leaping around … [Read the full story]

When she opens her laptop, she’s opening her legs

More and more married women are having whirlwind romances. A recent survey says that a married woman’s dream, is of passionate, no-strings sex with a stranger. With the help of the internet, it’s easy to find a like-minded married man. Just wait until your (probably over-worked and over-nagged) husband is asleep, go into another room, … [Read the full story]

All is not well in Spain

A sad tale from Spain this week, about a young couple and their friends. It seems Juan who is married to Angelina was having an affair with Juliana. Angelina came home early one day and caught them in a tryst. That’s not a Spanish word for a bed. Rushing away, Angelina went to inform Juliana’s … [Read the full story]

Katy and Russell were never going to last

Katy Perry and Russell Brand have signed on the dotted line to finalise their divorce. The pair have agreed to split their assets, and her husband of 14 months  has waived any claim to the chart-topping singers $44million. But despite the sad circumstances, in court papers which emerged yesterday detailing the end of their marriage, … [Read the full story]

Dear Woosy – Is my hubbie cheating?

Dear Woosy, My husband often works late but the overtime is not reflected in his pay.  He comes home smelling of ladies’ perfume and sometimes with lipstick on his collar. Sometimes when I answer the phone it just goes dead.  He called me by his secretary’s name three times last week and when we make … [Read the full story]

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