Rafael must be some sort of cunt to hit Sylvie

Rafael van der Vaart has been pictured in Abu Dhabi the day after apologising for hitting his wife in a fight on New Year’s Eve. The ex-Spurs footballer, who is in the Middle East for a training camp, branded himself an ‘idiot’ after he allegedly struck his wife at a private party. Van der Vaart … [Read the full story]

Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

Went out 2pm to buy a packet of fags, some damn drunken idiot urinating against the  side wall of the shop, on the bloody high street on a Sunday afternoon!!, unusually for me I rather lost my temper and am ashamed to say the language I used whilst barking at him was rather ripe. Glad … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

“Any idiot can face a crisis…it’s day to day living that wears you out”

Tactless, talentless…ladies & gentlemen, Robbie ‘Dickhead’ Williams

Robbie Williams says he blew his chances with popstar Kylie Minogue, after he drunkenly laughed at her naked. The pair teamed up to film the video for hit single Kids during which she stripped for the final scenes. But Williams says in his new book You Know Me how the shock of seeing the woman … [Read the full story]

Roo idiot

FABIO CAPELLO will read the riot act to Wayne Rooney. The England striker was pictured smoking and urinating in the street after a night on the town last weekend. Furious Three Lions boss Capello will now lecture the Manchester United star when he meets up with his squad on Monday. England face Hungary in a … [Read the full story]