April 26, 2013 · Leave a Comment
It’s the summer job like no other – testing out water slides at some of the world’s holiday hotspots. And lucky Seb Smith has landed the ‘dream’ role after beating 2,000 other applicants. While many other university students will spend their summer in temporary office jobs, the 22-year-old undergraduate will be paid a salary of … [Read the full story]
January 11, 2013 · Leave a Comment
Dear Lily, I am feeling depressed just now as I really hate my job. I’ve been working there for over 2 years but I’ve never really enjoyed it, and my colleagues are all back-stabbing assholes. Recently, I’ve found myself calling in sick on a regular basis, taking solace in masturbating on the couch to Neighbours … [Read the full story]
May 14, 2012 · Leave a Comment
It was my first job and I had only started a year earlier. I worked in London for a national newspaper. Newspapers were the main form of information, and readers would buy two or three copies a day, just to keep up with the latest news and sports results. Television was in its early days … [Read the full story]
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I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.
February 3, 2012 · Leave a Comment
Thought I’d have a day off for some much needed quiet time…but then, the maid showed up. Still no peace…a parcel arrived. I realised that I needed some groceries, and there were all these annoying bloody shoppers everywhere. On the way back home from the shops, these biker bitches attacked me. When I got home … [Read the full story]
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June 2, 2011 · Leave a Comment
If you’re willing and ready to do whatever for a buck, then a job may have just become available in a rural Indian town – as an executioner. Officials from the prison of Jorhat, 190 miles east of Gauhati, have a shortage of staff willing to send criminals to the gallows and have begun advertising … [Read the full story]
January 24, 2011 · Leave a Comment
Hello to one and all. It’s been a while since I put pen to paper regarding my memoirs. But it really has been a busy time with Christmas and the New Year. It’s been a strange last few months for me. Chucking in my job at the warehouse, starting at the pizza delivery place and … [Read the full story]
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January 12, 2011 · 1 Comment
Australia’s chairman of selectors Andrew Hilditch says the only way he’ll leave his post is to be sacked. Hilditch, a selector since 1996, said he wanted his contract extended when it expired in April. He is absolutely deluded…about cricket, what is expected of his position and being Australian. “I have still got the same passion … [Read the full story]
November 16, 2010 · Leave a Comment
A female executive has claimed that she was sacked from her job because her breasts were too big. Amy-Erin Blakely has launched a lawsuit against her former employers claiming sexual discrimination over the size of her chest. The 43-year-old said she was told her ‘big breasts’ were too distracting for other employees. She said that … [Read the full story]
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October 8, 2010 · Leave a Comment
A very good evening to you all. I’ve jacked my job in at the warehouse…there are way too many dickheads that work there. It’s not the working level…they’re all me mates. It’s the management, and project management that I can’t take any more. The warehouse politics are getting me down, so I left. I now … [Read the full story]
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