Morrissey provokes Falkland Island arguement

The singer Morrissey has continued to provoke in the Falklands row after his band played a concert in Argentina in T-shirts that shouted the words ‘WE HATE WILLIAM AND KATE’ around a wedding photo of the royal couple. The 52-year-old former Smiths frontman repeated earlier controversial remarks to Argentine fans that the Falkland Islands were … [Read the full story]

Chefs could drop a Right Royal Bollock

Chefs will dedicate top dishes to Prince William and his wife Kate at the world testicle cooking championships held in Serbia in September. I wonder what the chefs will call the dedicated dish or dishes? They’d better think of an appropriate name, or they’ll end up dropping a Right Royal Bollock…oh…hang on…maybe they could use…Naaah….they … [Read the full story]

George Michael ‘skins-up’ a Royal Wedding song

Royal Wedding fans – the wait is over. Finally the biggest kept secret of the wedding of the year has been revealed – no it’s not who is designing Kate’s dress but actually the song George Michael has covered as a gift to the lucky bride and groom. The singer revealed last week that he … [Read the full story]

Royal movie is tacky, but may end up being a classic

There are already hundreds of tacky Royal wedding memorabilia on sale, but a made-for-TV film telling the story of William and Kate’s romance could trump the lot in the bad-taste stakes. The critics say it’s so bad, it’s good, and it could even have the royal couple themselves reaching for the popcorn for a viewing. … [Read the full story]