Why do we kiss?

I love kissing…I bet you like kissing, too. But what is a kiss? To me, I remember going on one of my first dates after I’d left school and this guy asked me for a drink. So I met him down the pub and we sort of held hands for a bit and then we … [Read the full story]

NZ woman accidentally glues lips together

A poorly (and confused) woman woke up in the middle of the night wanting to relieve her cold sores with cream – but ended up fastening her lips together after using superglue by mistake. She was forced to call police, who feared she was a gagged hostage because she could only grunt and mumble down … [Read the full story]

‘The Terror’ is the new album by The Flaming Lips

The Flaming Lips are to release their new album ‘The Terror’, the band’s 13th studio album. The album was produced by Dave Fridmann and the band at Tarbox Road Studios in New York State. The album is described as “nine original compositions that reflect a darker-hued spectrum than previous works along with a more inward-looking … [Read the full story]

Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

Ahhh…the last team briefing of the year. I may include it specifically in my Advent calendar for 2013. I must stop getting eye contact with staff facing the manager, winking at them, pursing my lips whilst giving them a sexually smouldering stare and nodding my head towards the stationery cupboard with raised eyebrows and salacious … [Read the full story]

Ronnie Wood publicly claims his girlfriend

Ronnie Wood publicly showed everyone that she is his. The Rolling Stones rocker was keen to show the world a public display of affection with girlfriend Sally Humphries, on Thursday night. The couple had enjoyed dinner at Italian restaurant Scalini, in Chelsea, London, and were seen kissing each other as they jumped in their cab … [Read the full story]

Swedish Cannibal eats his wife’s lips

A man from Sweden has been charged after eating his wife’s lips. The professor from Sweden attacked his wife to make sure she could never kiss another man. Swedish news reports that the man wanted to give his wife ‘a life sentence’ of pain. The “Swedish Cannibal” did this because he was jealous his wife … [Read the full story]

You must be getting Satisfaction, Ronnie

It must be easy for Ronnie Wood to slow down on his drinking when he’s got a bird like Ana Aroujo. She’s quite enough to intoxicate you. Arty Ron, 64, uses her as his model when he’s painting pictures. And these new photos prove that she brushes up extremely well. The Brazilian beauty, 31, who has … [Read the full story]