Funnies

A man walks into a library and says, “Have you got a book on Tourette Syndrome?” The librarian replies, “Fuck-off – you cunt!” The man says, “Yes, that’s the one”.

Davo’s quote of the day

“I’ve never had sex with a man, but I fucked a bloke who has”

Pig-Man roams the woods

Deep in the woods of Cannock Chase, England, where sunlight doesn’t venture and animals don’t frolic, there is one creature that roams: The Pig-Man. In a town also known for its frequent werewolf sightings, Cannock Chase has a long history of eerie happenings. As early as the 1940s, the Pig-Man – half-human, half-swine – has … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

‘The man who does nothing, can do nothing wrong’

Davo’s quote of the day

“The man who believes he can do it, is probably right…and so is the man who believes he can’t”

Davo’s quote of the day

“The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon…but to enable man to put his other foot higher”

Davo’s quote of the day

“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock”

What’s the big deal swallowing your man’s semen?

Ladies, ladies, ladies… What is the big deal of swallowing your man’s semen when you are giving him a blowjob? I’m sure you try new foods from time to time and different drinks from time to time or new sweets or cookies from time to time. And swallowing your man’s cum is just another taste of something. … [Read the full story]

Men need to be told about their filthy habits

There could be numerous reasons why a man might want to be informed about the filthy habits he is guilty of. Perhaps he wants to know for health and hygienic purposes, or maybe he is in the process of impressing a new lady-friend and doesn’t wish to repulse her upon the start of a potential … [Read the full story]

The iPod vibrator MUST be top of the Xmas list

Friends, I’ve just met my new love…so Buford…stop calling me (although he is a sweetheart, really). OK, it’s not tall or dark, but it’s handsome in it’s own right and it sure does give me pleasure. My colleague Lorelle said, “I’ve bought you a present, you’re not going to believe it”. I opened the plain wrapped box … [Read the full story]

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