The new Nokia Lumia means ‘Prostitute’ in Spanish
In the history of mobile phone names, some have been good, some have been bad and some have been downright ugly. But now Nokia has managed to top them all…by inadvertently calling one of its mobile ranges ‘the prostitute’. The new Nokia Lumia translates from Spanish as ‘hooker’ or ‘call girl’, prompting derision and mockery … [Read the full story]
A good wanking done by someone else helps RLS
Some say it makes you go blind. Others reply that hey, the lights are out anyway, and I need some sleep. Yes, we’re talking about masturbation. And later, about how doing it more often can be good for your health. Particularly if you suffer from Restless Leg Syndrome… a condition that causes as much consternation … [Read the full story]
Davo’s quote of the day
“Masturbation is like procrastination…it’s all good and fun until you realize you are only screwing yourself”
Masturbation isn’t illegal…just don’t use your gun
When I see a topless women, I’m probably more inclined to call my friends rather than the police. But a tip from a caller at a hotel parking lot in Naperville, Ill., led the cops to a woman who was sitting in a van naked from the waist up. The topless woman, 44-year-old Vicki Myers, … [Read the full story]
Dildo wielding woman attacks cops
When most women break out the dildos, it’s either party time or one of those sex toy parties. But police in Gurnee, Illinois say one woman wielded her dong in anger… and not just in a mean-spirited masturbation session. Joe’s Crab Shack, a local restaurant, called the cops to complain about a woman who had … [Read the full story]
