I love kissing…I bet you like kissing, too. But what is a kiss? To me, I remember going on one of my first dates after I’d left school and this guy asked me for a drink. So I met him down the pub and we sort of held hands for a bit and then we … [Read the full story]
Hello you lovers of the finer things in life – how are ya? She’s hot is back after, what I must say, too much time off. But I have been asked to come back and ‘do the She’s hot’…which is the exact words that were used when asked – amazing diction for what some may … [Read the full story]
My mate recently told his wife that she should start masturbating….she went fucking bananas!
A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time….
MEMBERS of Germany‘s gay community were outraged after a pair of homosexual vultures were forcibly parted and made to mate with females. The pair, Guido and Detlef, have become the poster boys for protests against intolerance, even though they are both predatory males. In a world of cholera outbreaks, terrorism threats, imploding banks and decreasing … [Read the full story]