Man gets stuck in McDonald’s baby chair

It started with an innocent McDonald’s Happy Meal and ended with police having to free a grown man stuck in a baby’s high chair. A man in Cork, Ireland, was left truly embarrassed after getting himself stuck in a seat for toddlers at the fast food restaurant. A witness who snapped the unusual incident said … [Read the full story]

Boy eats used condom at McDonald’s

McDonald’s Corp has been sued by a woman who said her two-year-old son ate a used condom he found in the play area of one of its restaurants in Chicago. Anishi Spencer filed the complaint against the fast-food restaurant chain in Cook County Circuit Court on behalf of herself and her sons, Jonathan Hines and … [Read the full story]

Why are we not more successful at the Olympics?

Years ago in my country we had the very best cricket and hockey players in the world. Squash was a most certain gold for us every four years. Now we are beaten by China and other asian countries who have overtaken us to win our gold medals. We understand how our friends in Australia feel … [Read the full story]

McDonald’s are bringing back McFibs

Do you really want to eat at McDonald’s? McRibs are coming back on McDonald’s menus…and, for a limited time only, the pork and barbecue sauce sandwich promises ‘sweet, saucy temptation’ and a ‘fantastically flavourful’ ‘dream’ of a meal. But the dreams end there, according to the Humane Society of the U.S., which has condemned the … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

“Why is it you can sue McDonalds for being fat, you can sue cigarette companies for getting cancer…but you can’t sue Jim Beam for having sex with rotten-ugly girls”

Jamie Oliver teaches Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie how to cook

Jamie Oliver has been giving cookery lessons to Brad Pitt because he’s fed up relying on McDonalds. Apparently Angelina is no better in the kitchen…and you thought she’d have made some sort of effort with all the children that she has to feed. But of course, a Hollywood star doesn’t actually have to lift a finger. … [Read the full story]

Will you marry me…at McDonalds?

McDonalds in Hong Kong is now offering marriage services. Everyone knows that McDonalds exists for divorced dads to say sorry to their children for having an affair. So, how is this McDonalds Marriage Service going to work? It’ll hardly be romantic, exchanging vows with a couple of tradies looking at you whilst devouring a sausage … [Read the full story]