November 5, 2012 · Leave a Comment
Hello to all my fans. It’s good to be back after my holiday in India. Thank you for all your comments on my last article about test match cricket. My English is not good enough to understand the colloquial terms used by some of my fans. I once spoke to my Guru and asked him … [Read the full story]
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September 16, 2012 · Leave a Comment
“I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don’t quite get it. Because they have awards all the time. There’s awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don’t televise it. I don’t know … [Read the full story]
May 16, 2011 · Leave a Comment
Everyone makes the odd bitchy comment now and again…it’s totally normal. But if every morning you find yourself snapping at the bus-driver and telling your long suffering man he’s a loser, it may be time to rethink your diet. Your diet at the moment could be making you mean. Food isn’t just something that fills … [Read the full story]
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December 22, 2010 · Leave a Comment
Auctioner Charles Hanson was calledin to make his strangest ever evacuation…two ham chops left hanging in a farmhouse since 1885. The slabs of meat were discovered in the attic by the propertys owner inDerby. They have turned brown and powdery and will not be going on sale.
September 17, 2010 · 2 Comments
Yeeeehaaaaaaa! How are ya? It’s me, Buford Balony. My ex-girlfriend, Harpo is comin’ to Australia very soon. Now the name Harpo might not sound like a feminine name, but let me tell ya, she was very, very feminine. She sure is a wonderful person. Hell, she used to work in the grocer shop in Nashville … [Read the full story]
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