Is it Presidential Elect, Dallas or Neighbours

Reading the latest news about the Presidential Election reminds me of an episode of Dallas or even an episode of Neighbours. Only in  America can they elect a Trump and then spend hundreds of pages of news and TV coverage attacking the man they voted into office. It makes you proud to see democracy at work. … [Read the full story]

Dear Lily – I am feeling depressed

Dear Lily, I am feeling depressed just now as I really hate my job. I’ve been working there for over 2 years but I’ve never really enjoyed it, and my colleagues are all back-stabbing assholes. Recently, I’ve found myself calling in sick on a regular basis, taking solace in masturbating on the couch to Neighbours … [Read the full story]

Poms who get bored with Australia can fuck off

For decades, the promise of sunny weather, a family-friendly lifestyle and affordable property has driven hundreds of thousands of Britons to make the move to Australia.    But it seems, for many, their dream life Down Under has turned into something of a disappointment for the moaning nation. A record number of Britons left  Australia last … [Read the full story]

Sheree Murphy and Harry Kewell down under

It’s always difficult adjusting to a new area after a big move. But Harry Kewell and former Emmerdale soap star, Sheree Murphy seem to be managing admirably- particularly since their relocation was to this side of the world. A heavily pregnant-looking Sheree joined her footballer husband for the opening of the new Mahogany Room at … [Read the full story]

Kylie loves hanging around with the wingers

Pop princess Kylie Minogue has vowed to stay in England. The ex-neighbours star who grew up in Melbourne now lives in a $6.5 million pad in Chelsea, West London. Kylie, 42, admitted, “Sometimes I think of moving back, but my base is here.” “I’ve spent the majority of my life here and have more to … [Read the full story]

Betty, not so ugly

I’ve got a bit of a stirring going on when I watch Ugly Betty. Is it me? am I some kind of sicko? No of course it’s not me, of course I’m not a sicko (well, not at least before 10pm on a Friday night). Ugly Betty star America Ferrera is looking hot this series. … [Read the full story]