He’s hot

Okay, it’s here by popular demand…and Ozzie News bosses have put me in charge of it. My name is Lacy Lovelong…okay…Lovelong wasn’t my original name, but it is now. Anyway, we’ve been asked, “Where’s the cock?”…how classy. But, more importantly, here is our first He’s hot guy. I think he’s a good opener for this … [Read the full story]

What has TOG been up to for the past 6 months?

After so many emails from my Ozzie News readers asking where I have been for the past six months, I feel it is only justice if I come clean on my sojourn. I was asked to help create a guest room-come playroom for my grandchildren out of a worn out garage. Now, building, construction and … [Read the full story]

Who’ll be Ozzie News ‘She’s hot 2012’ – vote now

Hello and welcome to the first, and hopefully many, She’s hot 2012. This is where you all get the chance to vote for who you think was, and is, the hottest babe on Ozzie News for 2012. The criteria is anything you want it to be. You may like the artistic pose, the quality of … [Read the full story]

Tommy Taylor’s SRU

I don’t know how to report the news this week. The darkest time for all of us, especially parents…its cruel how the wickedness in some people can destroy the lives of so many. At Christmas time we enjoy the friendship and happiness of our families and there’s (or at least there should be) peace to … [Read the full story]

She’s hot

Hello Ozzie News readers. You know when you just start to think what’s beneath the ‘knicker line’, and your imagination begins to run riot? Well, we’ve got a similar situation going on just below…there’s actually more going on below than I’m letting on, but enough about what gets me exited. We can’t even see her … [Read the full story]

Tommy Taylor’s SRU (Sunday Round-Up)

Another week of spin and pollies ducking the issues they promised when elected. Both parties highlighted issues relating to education, policing and health. Crime is increasing…especially violent crime. The promise of more police officers recruited to the force has been a miserable failure. There’s going to be more doctors and nurses to boost our hospitals … [Read the full story]

I don’t believe the way politicians behave today

I have been resting lately gathering my strength  while persuing the news. All bad news lately, Tsunami, floods, fires and radiation leaks. Then of course there are the politicians…I read with interest about the Prime Minister of the UK telLing the police to investigate the disappearance of a young child in Portugal. The police told … [Read the full story]

Aliens turned husband into a fish finger

A woman from South Australia claims that her husband has been turned into a fish finger by aliens. Last week, Diane Ravensbury from the northern suburbs of Adelaide, aged 61, claimed that a spaceship came down and took her husband away. Diane didn’t want us to reveal the location of where she lived. About twenty … [Read the full story]