March 25, 2012 · Leave a Comment
John Carter is a terrible film with an incomprehensible story, ludicrous, mutton-headed characters and unspeakable dialogue, and already Disney have announced that it is likely to lose $250 million on it, so abject have been the first box office takings. From what I saw in my West London local, that figure may be an under-estimation, with … [Read the full story]
February 3, 2012 · Leave a Comment
Thought I’d have a day off for some much needed quiet time…but then, the maid showed up. Still no peace…a parcel arrived. I realised that I needed some groceries, and there were all these annoying bloody shoppers everywhere. On the way back home from the shops, these biker bitches attacked me. When I got home … [Read the full story]
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August 26, 2011 · Leave a Comment
Why is it that wherever you work, even if you change jobs three times a year, the office is always populated with the same odd characters? There’s the creepy lothario, a woman with a silly laugh, and a man who thinks wearing a bow-tie shows he’s irresistibly witty and eccentric. And that’s just the start. … [Read the full story]
Tagged with bore, Female, moaner, odd characters, office, posh totty, salad dodger, seductress, serial dieter, smoker, sneak, snob
