McDonald’s are bringing back McFibs

Do you really want to eat at McDonald’s? McRibs are coming back on McDonald’s menus…and, for a limited time only, the pork and barbecue sauce sandwich promises ‘sweet, saucy temptation’ and a ‘fantastically flavourful’ ‘dream’ of a meal. But the dreams end there, according to the Humane Society of the U.S., which has condemned the … [Read the full story]

New breakfast cereal gives you a hard-on

Apparently, it’s like Angelina Jolie in a bowl. Just One Bowl and you’ll be jumping on your old lady like she’s a nubile 20 year old. Unfortunately, it won’t actually change her into a 20 year old, but it’ll lift your pecker. Which is quite ironic as this new cereal has been made by a … [Read the full story]