David Saker gets told to “Piss-off” by Buford
James Anderson and Graeme Swann have been compared to Australia greats Glenn McGrath and Shane Warne by England’s Australian bowling coach David Saker. McGrath and Warne were the outstanding seam and spin bowlers of their generation, with leg-spinner Warne widely regarded as being worthy of a place among cricket’s greatest players. Yet Saker insists the … [Read the full story]
Ke$ha is just pissing in the wind
Ke$ha pees in the street – and posts a picture of her urinary release on Twitter. The Tik Tok star blamed the traffic for her al fresco toilet break on the Californian roadside – which she then shared with her 3.1 million followers. And she dared police to prosecute her for the offence, which could … [Read the full story]
Pauline Hanson could be Queen of radio on 6PR
Yesterday Pauline Hanson revealed that she was interested in talk-back radio. Steve Mills on 6PR 882 radio station asked the question when she was on his breakfast show and she was more than interested. Pauline Hanson mentioned that she had been to Perth before but was in no way a local. Steve Mills let her … [Read the full story]
Vibrators frontman Knox it on the head
It was a sad month for fans of legendary 1976 punks the Vibrators. The Vibrators were founded by Ian ‘Knox’ Carnochan, bassist Pat Collier, guitarist John Ellis, and drummer John ‘Eddie’ Edwards. They first came to public notice at the 100 Club when they backed Chris Spedding in 1976. On Spedding’s recommendation, Mickie Most signed … [Read the full story]
Big Belle’s Simple Chocolate Pudding
Everyone loved chocolate…unless you are lactose intolerant and thats not my problem so piss off. Ingredients: 1 cup or 150g of self raising flour 100g or 1/2 cup caster sugar 2tbs cocoa powder 125mls or 1/2 cup of milk 50g melted butter 1 egg thickened cream Chocolate sauce: 155g or 3/4 cup of brown sugar … [Read the full story]
Give your partner a chance but don’t let them take the piss
Instantly implement all of the following and watch your relationship blossom. 1. Understand and enjoy the differences between you, rather than try to turn your partner into a mini-me. 2. Treat your partner the way you treat your friends. We wouldn’t dream of speaking to friends the way we do our partners. Have some manners. … [Read the full story]
Sam Gilbert’s cock is held by one of his team-mates, so he can piss up a shop window
A Queenstown resident claims St Kilda player Sam Gilbert urinated on a shop window before assaulting him during the club’s recent New Zealand trip. Restaurant owner Danny Carson said Gilbert “belted” him early last Sunday morning after he asked him to stop urinating on a shop window displaying All Blacks jumpers owned by his friend. … [Read the full story]
Fat blokes must get pissed off when they can’t see their penis
A hefty 76% of 9 million people who started a diet this year will give up by the end of February. A survey was done by Nescafé. There’s a bloke I used to work with, and he was so fat, he used to take a fold up chair with him on smoko…so he can sit … [Read the full story]
