Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

Well, it’s almost mid-way through another very unproductive week. Not helped by the fact that I cannot sit at the computer for any amount of time as have to keep leg straight. Oh well…I’ll be back at work soon. Just need to use up some more sick-leave. On the plus side watched some classic programmes … [Read the full story]

How can you recognise a female suicide bomber…

How can you recognise a female suicide bomber? If you see a woman with a short fuse, be very careful – call the police immediately.

Jamie Murphy – dickhead, or was he really set up?

Jamie Murphy, who was locked up in a Bali jail for two nights on suspicion of drug possesion, arrived back in Perth last Thursday. Murphy, aged 18, was caught with possession of a see-through, sealable bag with white powder in it. The bag can only be described as a ‘drug’ bag (bags for putting drugs in…in … [Read the full story]

Man accused of killing his kids

A Perth man accused of killing his children will appear at court in late November. A 3-year-old boy and 5-year-old-girl were found in their house last week in the suburb of Yanchep. The childrens father was found by police with injuries. He was rushed to Royal Perth Hospital – under police guard in a serious, but … [Read the full story]

Son throws mother out of window – then kills her

A 41 year-old man has been arrested in California after he allegedly pushed his 71 year-old mother out of a second-story window, and then stomped her to death. Fernando Vargas, 41 allegedly broke his heel after fatally kicking his mother, Carlota Vargas, in the street outside their apartment building. It’s been reported by the Los … [Read the full story]

Look at these tough Aussie women criminals

They were some of Australia’s shadiest sheilas. Murderers, bigamists, cocaine dealers and back street abortionists, all manner of vampish villain and fallen floozy scooped off the streets and photographed for police files. Their blank expressions hiding a catalogue of appalling crimes.  The incredible pictures – part of a collection of 2500 mugshots taken by New … [Read the full story]

Is this the worst police sketch of all time?

This drawing of a suspect wanted in connection with the serious robbery of two women in Texas might just be the worst police sketch of all time. The Lamar County Sheriff’s Department released the drawing – which they stress is a composite sketch, not a likeness – to help track down the man who allegedly … [Read the full story]

NZ woman accidentally glues lips together

A poorly (and confused) woman woke up in the middle of the night wanting to relieve her cold sores with cream – but ended up fastening her lips together after using superglue by mistake. She was forced to call police, who feared she was a gagged hostage because she could only grunt and mumble down … [Read the full story]

Police officers farts lead to cannabis factory

A cannabis factory was sniffed out by police after they wound down their car windows to escape the smell when one officer kept breaking wind. The team noticed a second strange scent as they sucked in the welcome fresh air, and tracked it down to a house. ‘They asked their colleague in the back what … [Read the full story]

Police put brakes on outback skateboarder

A man has been issued with a ticket for riding a rocket-propelled skateboard on the main street of a western Queensland town. Police in Barcaldine, east of Longreach, spotted the skateboarder on Oak Street. District officer Inspector Michael Fawcett says the man was not wearing a helmet and officers were surprised to witness the dangerous … [Read the full story]

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