Wino’s thought for the day

It’s not about love, it’s not about rejection, it’s about not being lonely. It’s about having that one person to go to when you feel like nothing makes sense. It’s about having someone to share those moments that call for a drink…maybe even a hangover. It’s about strolling down the streets holding the hand of … [Read the full story]

She’s hot

Hello, and a very Happy New Year to all of you. Thought we’d start the year off with a very sexy lady. Yes, she may have some clothes on, but you know how to get around that, don’t you? – send us some photos of birds with less clothes on! There’s nothing more we want than … [Read the full story]

The Ashes in high heels…surely not

In the build-up to the Ashes in the old country, the English are trying to put Australia off their game by spreading the match over three different varieties of cricket…by also allowing the ladies to win the Ashes. In India this would not be allowed. The tremendous fast bowler Bunged Itin could not be bowling … [Read the full story]

Why would a gorgeous girl fall for a Nugly?

Some blokes just seem to punch way above their weight when it comes to dating hot girls. Is it that good looking girls seem to be charitable or even a bit dim? This is highly unlikely. What nobody seems to have considered is that such luck in love is down to something far simpler. Maybe … [Read the full story]

Lads, are you better off with a non-promiscuous woman or a slag?

Young, pretty and promiscuous…today’s women have slept with three times as many men as girls in the 60’s, says a new survey. So is casual sex good for your long term love life, or should you wait for Mr Right? This is the story of one 28 year old woman who was counted in the … [Read the full story]

Visit the gym if you want to be a slapper this summer

Listen up girls, if you’re dreading dragging yourself out of bed to go to the gym, take heart in a recent survey that was done. You want to be looking good as summer is almost upon us, but this survey reckons that men that are looking for a long-term relationship prefer a pretty face to … [Read the full story]