Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

Went out 2pm to buy a packet of fags, some damn drunken idiot urinating against the  side wall of the shop, on the bloody high street on a Sunday afternoon!!, unusually for me I rather lost my temper and am ashamed to say the language I used whilst barking at him was rather ripe. Glad … [Read the full story]

The cruise ship

It was my first cruise. I boarded the boat/ship/vessel at Fremantle and took a short cruise to Singapore. It would take me hours to get aboard and find my cabin. Luggage delivered later and no booze allowed in the baggage. But that’s okay, I’m off out to investigate. The ship is massive. It’s called HMS, … [Read the full story]

You find lots of over 50’s when internet dating

Being a dating buddy to my friend turned out to be one of my best acts of friendship.  A year after a divorce she didn’t want, or expect, she was convinced she was beyond her sell-by date. But I coaxed the 54-year-old mother of two into going online. We spent hours surfing dating websites together, … [Read the full story]

Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

I give you all warning this is a little rude and may not be to everyone’s taste… My brother rang me today, he’d gone to London for his yearly holiday to London. And after a few drinks with friends decided to go for a wander. He went into St Paul’s Cathedral and went up to … [Read the full story]

Nymphomaniac tries to kill man with sex

A man was left crying in the street after he was forced to repeatedly pleasure a German nymphomaniac. “I met her on a bus… She invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can’t walk. Please help me,” he told Munich police when they found him in tears outside her apartment after the … [Read the full story]

John Terry is a racist fool

Queens Park Rangers defender Anton Ferdinand spoke out for the first time about the racism row with John Terry, saying he had “very strong feelings” about the incident which is the subject of a Football Association investigation. Ferdinand said: “I finalised my statement with the Football Association with regards to the incident that occurred (October … [Read the full story]

Pub serves horse semen shots

A bar in New Zealand has introduced a new stomach-churning addition to its drinks menu – apple flavoured horse semen. The Green Man Pub in Wellington offers the 30ml shots for a princely sum of $25 – and apparently it’s going down a treat with regulars. The gastro-pub serves the drink chilled fresh from a … [Read the full story]

Is it normal to be off your face on drugs to have good sex?

Making love is one of the greatest pleasures in life. For some people, a good shag with a casual partner or a heavy session with a long-term lover is satisfaction defined. They relish in the natural, feel-good dose of sex-related chemicals coursing through their veins, culminating in a mind-blowing feat of orgasmic accomplishment. For others, … [Read the full story]

How to clinch a second date

If you’re a bit confused as to how to nail a second date, just heed the advice below…it’s a guarnteed success rate…of one form or another. 1. Fill the silences – You’re both fiddling with your serviettes, frantically searching for something…anything to say. Thise silences become unnerving, so have a few things up your sleeve … [Read the full story]

Tony’s Quiet Time

Hello to one and all. It’s been a while since I put pen to paper regarding my memoirs. But it really has been a busy time with Christmas and the New Year. It’s been a strange last few months for me. Chucking in my job at the warehouse, starting at the pizza delivery place and … [Read the full story]

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