Davo’s quote of the day

“Where ever you may be, let your wind feel free…..although I don’t think it would be such a wise thing to do if you’re just about to get into bed with Elle Macpherson for the first time” Oh okay, okay…here’s a snap of the lovely Elle. As if any of us could even get to first … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

‘What’s Jesus and Santa Claus got in common? This isn’t a joke…I’d love to know… OK, they’ve both got  beards… perhaps Santa is Jesus’s dad… no, hang on…that doesn’t sound right…’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘At Xmas, I prefer to receive than give…hang on…that doesn’t sound quite right…’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Britney Spears is a cunt…but I’d like to be her boyfriend’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘If what you have done yesterday still looks big to you, it’s obvious that you haven’t done much today’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘A leopard never changes its spots…they just fade’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘If you stick your head out of the window, you may get spat on’

Davo’s quote of the day

“Masturbation is like procrastination…it’s all good and fun until you realize you are only screwing yourself”

Davo’s quote of the day

“Wives are funny creatures…they don’t have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does”

Davo’s quote of the day

‘When I ejaculate, it makes my toes really tingle…doesn’t it do this to everyone?’

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