Davo’s quote of the day

‘If you stick your head out of the window, you may get spat on’

Davo’s quote of the day

“Masturbation is like procrastination…it’s all good and fun until you realize you are only screwing yourself”

Davo’s quote of the day

“Wives are funny creatures…they don’t have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does”

Davo’s quote of the day

‘When I ejaculate, it makes my toes really tingle…doesn’t it do this to everyone?’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘If you think you can quote better, then go ahead, punk…make yourself famous’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Virginity is like a bubble…one prick and it’s all gone’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘…and what the fuck would you like me to do…pull a bastard rabbit out of me arse?’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘If you go to work, you’ll spend less time at home’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘If it’s got wheels or tits, sooner or later you’re going to have problems with it’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘I don’t say much…but I think even less’

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