Internet idiots should spend money on booze and women

It’s been revealed that there are an increasing number of gullible bastards on the internet. Research scientists at Mierda College declared that one in 3 internet surfers are stupid and should be shot. Professor Don Puta, who conducted the survey, revealed some of the gaffs that surfers had committed – “One man paid $250 for a … [Read the full story]

The perfect job for lazy bastards

Does staying in bed sound like your dream job? Nasa is currently recruiting a number of willing volunteers to spend 70 days doing very little at its Houston headquarters. The couch potatoes will get paid around $5,000 a month as part of the US space agency’s research into the effects of microgravity on the human … [Read the full story]

Melt proof choccy biccy’s – what a waste of money

Man has been on the moon, and made countless advances in medicine and now scientists have been issued a new challenge…the melt-proof choccie biscuit. Understanding what is happening to chocolate at a molecular levels is enabling overpaid scientists with fuck all else to do, to develop chocolate that does not melt in warm climates. This … [Read the full story]

Does hanging with other couples make you more in love?

Want your partner to really fall for you?A research says that you should start hanging out with other couples. People dating feel closer to each other when they spend time with others who are in love. Why? Single mates remind us of what we’re missing out on, while happy couples make us want what they’ve … [Read the full story]

Kids know more about contraception than parents

Nearly half of teens know more about contraception than their parents, a new research reveals. Ignorance has sparked a rise in sexual infections among the older generation, say contraceptive makers Bayer Schering. And it explains why many parents prefer to leave sex education discussions to schools. by Susan Floyd