‘Phil the Greek’ (Duke of Edinburgh) classic’s
THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH’S GREATEST HITS ‘You look like you’re ready for bed!’ To the President of Nigeria, who was wearing traditional robes. ‘Ah, so this is feminist corner then.’ To a group of female Labour MPs at a Buckingham Palace drinks party in 2000. ‘You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.’ To the matron … [Read the full story]
The 13th rant – a look into the 21st century
Russia is having a strange troubled start to the year 2013. The concrete cover at Chernobyl is starting to crack up. Then meteors drop down causing damage to six cities, injuring over a thousand people and damaging more than three thousand homes. The cost is estimated in millions. Since the break-up of the Old Russian … [Read the full story]
Don’t cut up ‘The Punisher’
A Russian bus driver nicknamed ‘The Punisher’ has been delivering vigilante justice to motorists who cut him off by ramming into the back of their cars. Alexei Volkov takes a no nonsense approach to vehicles that speed in front of his bus and even recorded the footage of his encounters on his dashboard camera. The … [Read the full story]
Russia is to send an unmanned probe to the moon
Russia are planning to send an unmanned probe to the moon in 2015. The craft, called Luna-Glob, or Moon-Globe, will be carried by the first rocket to blast off from a new facility that Russia is building in its far eastern Amur region. It will consist of an orbital module and a probe that would … [Read the full story]
Yippee Kay Yay, Muther Fucka
Bruce Willis will not be pulling any punches…or minding his language…in his latest appearance as no-nonsense cop John McClane. A Good Day To Die Hard follows McClane and his son Jack, played by former Spartacus star Jai Courtney, as they battle terrorist forces in Russia. It has a script by Skip Woods, whose previous credits … [Read the full story]
On this day…in 1842
On January 13, 1842, a British army doctor reaches the British sentry post at Jalalabad, Afghanistan, the lone survivor of a 16,000-strong Anglo-Indian expeditionary force that was massacred in its retreat from Kabul. He told of a terrible massacre in the Khyber Pass, in which the Afghans gave the defeated Anglo-Indian force and their camp … [Read the full story]
Kristina Rihanoff is told to do a ‘sexy calendar’
It’s not often boyfriends encourage their partner’s to strip off for steamy photo-shoots, but boxer Joe Calzaghe isn’t the average partner. The world boxing champion told his girlfriend to go ‘bad ass’ on her first calendar shoot, words which she certainly took to heart. From revealing black lingerie on a motorbike to wearing nothing but … [Read the full story]
Does ‘get knotted’ mean, ‘do yoga’?
Hello to all my fans. It’s good to be back after my holiday in India. Thank you for all your comments on my last article about test match cricket. My English is not good enough to understand the colloquial terms used by some of my fans. I once spoke to my Guru and asked him … [Read the full story]
Russell, of course we want to fuck Sarah Palin
Russell Brand is delving into the world of American politics – at least in the only way the comedian knows how. While promoting his FX Show Brand X With Russell Brand at the Television Critics Association, the funnyman made a comment about former Alaska governor Sarah Palin. He told reporters that if she ever appeared … [Read the full story]
Soccer players in danger from Chernobyl fallout
The effects of the nuclear meltdown in Russia at Chernobyl will continue to be felt for two hundred years at least. Despite a most heroic effort by the Russian military and local people the threat is still there for the world to discover over a period of time. Why am I bringing the past to … [Read the full story]
