Nicki and Mariah watch sex-tape together

Nicki Minaj has said she ended her drawn-out televised spat with fellow American Idol judge Mariah Carey by watching Minaj’s sex tape together. Last October, Minaj threatened to “knock out” Carey during a taping of the American Idol auditions. The warring duo came to blows when a disagreement over a contestant’s performance prompted Minaj to … [Read the full story]

Tommy Taylors SRU (Sunday Round Up)

I cannot believe our Julia Gillard is pushing for a seat on the UN Security Council. Spending millions of dollars for a seat on a council that has no chance of enhancing security in the world. Look at the competition…it’s between us and Luxembourg, Finland…say no more! We are sending more troops to Afghanistan or … [Read the full story]

Julia’s tough, but Harry needs locking up

I know I have expressed my opinion on Julia Gillard and her decisions on Asylum seekers and Carbon taxes. I disagree with her decisions but you have to admire her toughness.  When you compare her to Tony, it’s like steel and butter. His interviews are appalling and he lacks the nous to be a leading … [Read the full story]

SAM’s watching over the 2012 London Olympics

Britain may deploy surface-to-air missiles (SAMs) to protect London during the 2012 Olympics, Defence Secretary Philip Hammond said, shortly after the government rejected reports of US security fears. Hammond told MPs “all necessary measures” will be taken to protect the London games following reports that the United States was set to send 1000 of its … [Read the full story]

Facebook is attacked 600,000 a day

Facebook has revealed that every 24 hours it receives around 600,000 logins to the social networking website from impostors attempting to access users’ messages, photos and other personal information. This is the first time that Facebook has revealed how it is bombarded by hackers on a daily basis, according to the Telegraph. The figure was … [Read the full story]

Talking Dog for Sale

So this guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting out there. “You talk?” he asks. “Yep,” the mutt replies. “So, what’s … [Read the full story]

Hopoate arrested for ABH

Former rugby league player John Hopoate has been charged with assaulting a Kings Cross nightclub patron whilst working as a bouncer last week. The 36-year-old was working as a bouncer at the Trademark Hotel on Bayswater Rd club when a fight broke out. Three men were refused entry by security and police said one allegedly … [Read the full story]

Sexy disabled passenger ‘thoroughly’ searched at airport

A 52-year-old wheelchair-bound woman was hand searched for over an hour at the Oklahoma City airport even though she was already stripped to her bra and underwear. The lengthy ordeal caused the blonde passenger to miss her flight. Disabled Tammy Banovac arrived at the airport for a flight to Phoenix on Tuesdsay morning clad only … [Read the full story]

CocObama’s nutty security officials

Preparations for Barack Obama’s visit to India were nothing if not thorough. Security officials arrived at Mumbai’s Gandhi Museum two days before President Obama was due to arrive. They immediately ordered that the coconuts be removed. “People do get hurt, or even killed from falling coconuts”, a museum spokesman said. “Why take a chance?”

Britney hounded ex-bodyguard for sex

BRITNEY SPEARS’ ex-bodyguard last night claimed he was summoned to her bedroom – to find her writhing naked on the bed and lewdly caressing herself. Fernando Flores said the bizarre encounter was one of the many times the fallen idol made his life hell by hounding him for sex. And the ex-cop insisted the clumsy … [Read the full story]