Dear Woosy – Allergic to my boyfriends nuts

Dear Woosy, I have a regular root named Matt who likes to get a hotel room on the weekends so he can bang my brains out. He doesn’t even take me out for a meal first, the stingy bastard, but his cock stays so hard for so long I can’t really complain too much. Anyway last Saturday he ate a whole bag of pistachio … [Read the full story]

Emily Hartridge thinks penises are awsome

Presenter Emily Hartridge is in a hilarious video on YouTube…discussing penises. She brings in a new male assistant to act out role-plays illustrating her reasons. Emily begins by sharing that she is unwell: ‘I don’t mean to put a dampener on Christmas or New Year’s but I’m sick… like, really sick. But due to my … [Read the full story]

What’s the big deal swallowing your man’s semen?

Ladies, ladies, ladies… What is the big deal of swallowing your man’s semen when you are giving him a blowjob? I’m sure you try new foods from time to time and different drinks from time to time or new sweets or cookies from time to time. And swallowing your man’s cum is just another taste of something. … [Read the full story]

Bull semen worth $75,000 spills onto highway

It’s not often a huge load of steaming bull semen spills across a highway- but that’s exactly what happened when four vats fell from a bus and shut down an American interstate in Nashville,Tennessee. The wayward canisters containing the cattle sperm were first reported to police at 5 a.m. after motorists driving on the downtown … [Read the full story]

Pub serves horse semen shots

A bar in New Zealand has introduced a new stomach-churning addition to its drinks menu – apple flavoured horse semen. The Green Man Pub in Wellington offers the 30ml shots for a princely sum of $25 – and apparently it’s going down a treat with regulars. The gastro-pub serves the drink chilled fresh from a … [Read the full story]

Loving loads of horses

Get your taste buds ready and wet  your lips to take a load of horse cum. This apparent health food is no longer for those sickos that love a little animal love, its may be going main stream. The owner of the  company Mr Kerslake  says, “Horses are pure testosterone you know. They have hardly … [Read the full story]