Man has sex with an ATM and a picnic table

A 49-year-old man was arrested in Tennessee after attempting an unorthodox transaction with a cash machine. According to reports, Lonnie Hutton walked into a local bar in Murfreesboro, removed his trousers, and then proceeded to have sex with the bar’s ATM. Somehow, Hutton managed to successfully make a withdrawal.  Responding officers found him walking around … [Read the full story]

Dear Lily – Have I turned all lesbian?

Dear Lily, I have been married to my husband for over 6 years, and we have three children together. The trouble is that for a while now I’ve been having sexual feelings about other women and I’m not sure what this means. My husband and I still have a healthy sex life, but nowadays, while … [Read the full story]

Dear Lily – My wife is a bootfaced old hag

Dear Lily, I’ve been married to my wife for nearly twenty years and we have two wonderful children together. Regrettably, I seem to have accidentally had sex with a woman at work and I am worried my wife might find out. The main catalyst for this unfortunate situation is that my wife is a dried-up, … [Read the full story]

Man refuses to stop having sex with his dog

Residents were forced to call the police after allegedly witnessing one of their neighbours having sexual intercourse with a pit bull terrier. It was reported that Bernard Marsonek, from Tampa, Florida, ignored repeated requests to cease copulating with the canine in his back garden. When cops arrived Mr Marsonek was arrested for aggravated animal cruelty, … [Read the full story]

Man accused of having sex with family dog

A Florida man is in police custody after allegedly having sex with a dog that lived in his home. Joshua Werbicki, 22, was arrested last Friday at a Papa John’s restaurant where he worked, according to a police report. The dog, a German Shepard, was described as a “family pet” and belonged to Werbicki’s roommate. … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

“Wives are funny creatures…they don’t have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does”

What is Anal Sex?

Anal sex is a form of sexual activity practiced by people who suffer from obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD). It generally resembles normal sexual activity in that tab A goes energetically into slot B, but the participants mutually consent to keep it as sanitary and orderly as possible. The term is derived from the English words “anal”, … [Read the full story]

Swiss open first sex drive-in

Switzerland opened its first drive-in sex garages yesterday, amid a debate over the moral and cost implications of the controversial initiative. The nine “sex boxes”, in a walled, park-like area on the outskirts of Zurich, enable clients to have sex in their cars with prostitutes. The sex workers will line up on a road leading … [Read the full story]

Dear Lily – Help me to decide

Dear Lily, There are two men at work who appear to want to sex me, but I can’t decide between them. One of them has a great body, sexy hair, and a chiselled jaw, but he works in the canteen and drives a Nissan Micra. The other is balding, has a paunch, and smells of … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

“I’ve never had sex with a man, but I fucked a bloke who has”

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